hey

#restinpeace to ur ugly ass wife.. sorry for ur loss #uglywifedead

hey so this is awkward but uhm i think you might have accidentally grabbed my bag instead of yours? we had the same one so i know its an easy mistake to make but i dont remember filling my bag with dead birds? like fresh ones??? idk message me so we can clear this up

Hey dude this is your third warning stop texting my grandma!

since you asked .. i do not know 'ezelp'. please ♥♥♥♥ off

you will overcome all of your hurdles and live a long happy life

bless my cashapp for the holidays $chilldoug32 thanks

this dude has the steam achievement 'glug glug glug'. check it out on his profile

Just sharted so hard in my diapey +1 rep

But now Im left here feelin stupid

are you the guy who kicked my son at the park last week?

we kneel down for Satan all hail!

this dude playing the forest but hes not looking out FOR ESTablishing members of the community

I DONT CAAAAAAAAAAARE

when did they put overwatch on steam?

THIS USER BEATS HIS WIFE -1 rep

I swear to Christ... I will put you under the jail.

you're a goofy goobert

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This user makes threats against gamer's life -1

did you know

hey guys whats up

I AM NOT CRAZY!

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+rep Ohhhhh yes. I see the evil in your eyes! But you know... my Undertaker will DESTROY HIM AT SUMMER SLAM OH MY GOODNESS DID YOU HEAR THAT

yo dude this guy gotta penis watch out

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-rep doesn't even know who he's talking to

+rep absolute god and madman

Like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I’m thinking things over, and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with ♥♥♥♥ in his pants. And after a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth, and I say, "So help me if you touch her again I will such-and-such and such-and-such and blah blah blah blah blah".

Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of a Waring blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.

No more half measures, Walter

But one night, my partner’s out sick, and it’s just me. And the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is in my back seat humming "Danny Boy." And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down, and I put my revolver in his mouth, and I told him, "This is it. This is how it ends." And he’s crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s going to leave her alone. Screaming … as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet. Cause I needed to think about what I was going to do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still. And real quiet.

I used to be a beat cop a long time ago.

And I'd get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years.

But there was this one guy, this one piece of ♥♥♥♥, that I will never forget. Gordy, he looked like Bo Svenson, you remember him? Walking Tall? You don't remember? Anyway, big boy. 270, 280. But his wife, whatever she was, his lady...was real small. Like a bird. Wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I got called out there every weekend, and one of us would pull her aside and say "come on, tonight’s the night we press charges." And this wasn’t one of those deep-down he-loves-me set-ups — we get a lot of those — but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn’t going to cross him, no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMT’s, put him in a car and drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning out he goes. Back home.

who the ♥♥♥♥ do you think you are mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gOD here not YOU mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ filling stain licking ♥♥♥♥

man I sure do love when I ♥♥♥♥ right in my pants! the pure joyful feeling of the warm gooey goodness dripping right on down my pant leg sure does send those jimmies right down my spine! yum!

-rep get out of! my life! you FOOL!

You ♥♥♥♥♥