i blewed up an orphanage

kanage

Serious question but why do all the females on this discord server have their DMs turned off or blocked me? You know...heh....the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is....

I could use my status within this Discord to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).

maybe

I was just born 11 seconds ago. The doctor is cutting the umbilical cord as we speak. The thing is, everyone I know aren’t virgins and I feel like I’m the odd one out! Is it normal to be a virgin at 11 seconds of age?

hi