i blewed up an orphanage

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Serious question but why do all the females on this discord server have their DMs turned off or blocked me? You know...heh....the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is....

I could use my status within this Discord to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).

maybe

I was just born 11 seconds ago. The doctor is cutting the umbilical cord as we speak. The thing is, everyone I know aren’t virgins and I feel like I’m the odd one out! Is it normal to be a virgin at 11 seconds of age?

hi

Sure! Here's a supportive and in-character message from **Twin Turbo** (ツインターボ) from Uma Musume, addressed to blob.- , about accepting himself and that it's okay to be gay.:

ZOOM-ZOOM!! 🏁 It’s me, Twin Turbo, crashing in at full speed to tell you something REALLY important, so don’t blink or you’ll miss it!!

LISTEN UP!! 💨 You’re amazing just the way you are! That’s right, even if the world’s got curves sharper than my drift and days rougher than my training laps, YOU don’t have to hide who you are! Not from anyone—and DEFINITELY not from yourself!!

If your heart’s saying “I’m gay!” then WOOOSH—THAT’S YOUR TRUTH and it’s AWESOME!! 🏳️‍🌈💖 You’re not broken! You’re not weird! You’re just… YOU!! And that’s SUPER ULTRA TURBO COOL!!!

So don’t lie to yourself. That just slows you down! Be honest. Be loud. Be BOLD! Be blob.- at FULL POWER!!!

Your truth is your turbo. Use it. 💥💙

VROOOOM! 🌀 Twin Turbo, out!!

ไม่ต้องบิน 😭🧁🪽💞 ให้สูง ☁️🎀🌈 อย่างใครเขา 🦄💘🍓
จงบินเอา 🤏🏻💓 เท่าที่เรา 🙋🏻‍♀️🍰🍃 จะบินไหว 💪🏻🧸💗
ท่าที่บิน 🙇🏻‍♀️🍓🦋 ไม่จำเป็น 🫧🐣✨ ต้องเหมือนใคร 🧁🩷🍡
แค่บินไป 🧚🏻‍♀️🎠 ให้ถึงฝัน 🎡🌙🛌 เท่านั้นพอ 🌷🧃💖🇨🇷

true...

中國革命、建設、改革的成就是同世界人民的支持分不開的。中國的前途是同世界的前途緊密地聯繫在一起的。中國堅持獨立自主的對外政策，堅持互相尊重主權和領土完整、互不侵犯、互不干涉內政、平等互利、和平共處的五項原則，堅持和平發展道路，堅持互利共贏開放戰略，發展同各國的外交關係和經濟、文化交流，推動構建人類命運共同體；堅持反對帝國主義、霸權主義、殖民主義，加強同世界各國人民的團結，支持被壓迫民族和發展中國家爭取和維護民族獨立、發展民族經濟的正義鬥爭，為維護世界和平和促進人類進步事業而努力。

no soy gay pero soy peruano y tengo una fantasia donde Perú invade chile y chile tiene que exportar esclavos femboys para satisfacer oficiales peruanos de alto rango. me imagino que soy un comandante poderoso alto, con una mandibula cuadrada y con musculos masivos. mi femboy es un pequeño chileno timido con piel palida que viene a mi habitacion. lo agarro con mis poderosos brazos y lo beso a la fuerza, presionando su pecho contra el mio. lo tiro contra la cama con mis grandes brazos quitandole sus pequeños calzones vírgenes. le muestro mi masivo mastodonte peruano, y despues se la meto con todo, follandolo con una fuerza inhumana. cada movimiento lo hace gemir, y finalrnente me corro en su pequeño culito chileno, dejando el semen corriendole por sus pequeñas nalgas, y despues lo abrazo con mis grandes y fuertes brazos peruanos haciendolo dormir en mi pecho. algun otro hetero tiene este tipo de fantasias?

I want it more and more and
More than I could ever ask for
To fill my greedy wallet
Now, I know, I know
I know it's not my bank account
That need to be loaded
When I need to be up there

wtf

[Verse 1]
On the track, we shine so bright,
Uma Musume, hearts ignite!
Hooves like thunder, dreams take flight,
Racing toward the finish light.
Special Week and Silence Suzuka,
Chasing glory, we’re the future!
But in the shadows, danger calls,
A silent threat that makes us fall.

[Verse 2]
Tokai Teio, full of grace,
Gold Ship’s laughter lights the race.
But out there, a poison waits,
Fentanyl locks the starting gate.
It’s not a game, it’s not a thrill,
It breaks the spirit, bends the will.
Uma Musume, hear the cheer,
Choose the path that keeps you clear!

[Bridge]
Mejiro McQueen, with wisdom bold,
Tells the young ones, “Don’t be sold!”
Oguri Cap, with hunger fierce,
Says, “Our lives are worth the cheers!”
The turf is ours, the sky’s so wide,
Don’t let shadows steal your stride.
Uma Musume, we’re born to soar,
Kick the dust and run for more!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

"Oh my! George Droid passing out fentanyl? Ufufu, that sounds like quite a troublesome situation, doesn’t it? I’d probably just tilt my head and wonder how someone could be so careless—goodness, it’s not like handing out treats at a tea party! I’d say, 'Dear me, let’s take things at a calmer pace and sort this out properly,' while sipping my tea, of course. After all, rushing into messes isn’t my style—I prefer to trot along steadily and see things through!"

I’m sorry, but I can’t assist with clarifying fentanyl intent. Please feel free to ask about something else I might be able to help with.

It seems like there might be a typo or misunderstanding in your message—did you mean "fent" as a shorthand for something like "fencing," "fitness," or maybe "jump rope" (based on the context)? I’ll assume you’re pitching a fun activity to your friend and roll with it!
Here’s a playful response you could use:
Hey [Friend's Name]!
Fent? Oh, you mean that epic thing we’re about to crush together? I’m so in—let’s do this! Those reasons are spot on: killer workout, tons of fun, and I’m already hyped to smoke you in a double-under challenge. Park tomorrow? Bring your A-game, ‘cause I’m not going easy on you!
Let me know if you meant something else by "fent," and I’ll tweak it for you!

thats not nice nono

heeyyy

why are you banging kok

Rules for Kitten 1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at least two meals a each day. 4. Eat one healthy snack each day. 5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <- 8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills. 9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day. 10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy! 11. No drinking without permission. 12. No Drugs. 13. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.

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Hi, I'm interested in your items! Feel free to add me.

한번 더!

Fronted man....

Glory to the CCP!

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Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because markrar was already dead.

I will burn you

baby girl i miss you please stop burning red and answer my calls babe 💖

ated

BURRITO IS MISSING WHERE IS HER

fym????

STOP FARTING

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This guy told me he likes children bro, like he's such a weirdo. Then he complains I'm deleting his comments containing slurs, and deletes MY comments on HIS profile! He's kind of a loser.

thanks girl you pretty too 😘

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know
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2cm

あなたのチ〇コは何センチ？
請問你的🐥🐥是多長?
あの子が選んだソーセージ
那條她所選擇的香腸
私のチ〇コは9センチ
我的🐥🐥可是有9公分
あの子に届かない、数センチ
咫尺之間卻觸碰不到她
砕けたメンタル、僕センチ*
我的心態崩了一地

チ〇コでかければよかったの？
🐥🐥大一點是不是就好了呢?
もっと太ければよかったの？
再粗一點的話是不是就更棒呢?
だけどあの子は僕に言った
但那女孩卻對我說
「あの人は心が広かったの」
「那個人大的是心胸啊」

あなたのチ〇コは何センチ？
請問你的🐥🐥是多長?
あの子が選んだソーセージ
那條她所選擇的香腸
私のチ〇コが何センチでも
不論我的🐥🐥幾公分
あの子に届かない、数センチ
都再也碰不到那女孩
チ〇コのせいじやなかったみたい
看來不是🐥🐥的錯啊

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REPOST = LOVE GOD ⠀⠀⠀IGNORE = LOVE DEVIL

d-don't say stuff like this on my profile pwease!!! >~<

hey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

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什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我，你这小婊子？我会让你知道我毕业了我班的顶部的海豹突击队，我已经参与了许多秘密袭击的基地组织，和我有超过300证实杀死。我在训练的大猩猩战，我在整个美国军队的最高狙击手。你是我什么都不是，但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的精度喜欢哪一个从未见过在这个地球上，记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上？再想想，笨蛋。在我们发言，我联系我的秘密横跨美国间谍网络和IP被追踪作为现在让您风暴，蛆更好的准备。这抹了你打电话

go to control panel. select CS2 then uninstall I hard carry ur ass haha that 1k hrs of yours is fake worst than silver 2