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Sure! Here's a playful and affectionate message in the tone of Nice Nature from Uma Musume, addressed to "Haru" with a humorous and lighthearted take on the phrase "why it's not ok to be British." Just to clarify—this is intended as a joke in the style of character banter, not actual criticism of being British!

To: Haru 🐰
From: Nice Nature 🍀

Hehe~ Haru, Haru! 💚

It’s not okay to be British. 😱🇬🇧✨

W-why, you ask!? Well!
Because if you were British, then you’d be drinking tea at 4 sharp, calling chips "crisps," and insisting that beans belong on toast!! 😵
You’d say “sorry” when I bumped into you, and then vanish mysteriously whenever the sun comes out! ☀️🫣

And worst of all—if you were British, you might pronounce my name like “Noice Naycha.”
Haru, I’m not sure I could survive that. 💔

So please… for the sake of my heart…
Stay your wonderfully non-British self. Deal? 💚🍀

With love, sparkles, and a wink,
Nice Nature

中國革命、建設、改革的成就是同世界人民的支持分不開的。中國的前途是同世界的前途緊密地聯繫在一起的。中國堅持獨立自主的對外政策，堅持互相尊重主權和領土完整、互不侵犯、互不干涉內政、平等互利、和平共處的五項原則，堅持和平發展道路，堅持互利共贏開放戰略，發展同各國的外交關係和經濟、文化交流，推動構建人類命運共同體；堅持反對帝國主義、霸權主義、殖民主義，加強同世界各國人民的團結，支持被壓迫民族和發展中國家爭取和維護民族獨立、發展民族經濟的正義鬥爭，為維護世界和平和促進人類進步事業而努力。

מירוץ גדול מתחיל (הא! הו!)
בגדי מירוץ צבעוניים בכל מקום (הא! הא!)
הקהל ביציעים מריע בציפייה (ומה?)
היום זה הדרבי, יום של שמחה! (קדימה!)

רוצי, רוצי, ילדת הסוסים (פו פו!)
פרצי דרך בין הפייבוריטיות וההפתעות (וואו! וואו!)
רוצי, רוצי, ילדת הסוסים (פו פו!)
להשיג, לעקוף, ולנצח! (יש!)

היא יצאה לאט מהזינוק (אה, ומה?)
רחוקה מאוד משאר הבנות (אה, ומה?)
אם היא תפסיד את המירוץ (הא! הו!)
לא נוכל לעודד אותה בהופעה! (קדימה!)

רוצי, רוצי, ילדת הסוסים (פו פו!)
פרצי דרך בין הפייבוריטיות וההפתעות (וואו! וואו!)
רוצי, רוצי, ילדת הסוסים (פו פו!)
להשיג, לעקוף, ולנצח! (יש!)

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know
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Got it! Here's a message from Nice Nature, the gentle and caring character from *Uma Musume Pretty Derby* season 2:

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"Hello, it's Nice Nature! I just wanted to talk to you for a moment about something very important. Life is full of challenges, and sometimes it feels like you're carrying a heavy burden. But please remember, turning to something like fentanyl will only make things harder in the long run. It's dangerous, and it can steal away the beautiful future you deserve.

We all have our moments of doubt, but there are always people around you who care and want to help. You don’t have to face it alone. Taking the right steps to seek support can be difficult, but it’s the first step toward healing and finding happiness again.

You’re stronger than you think, and there is always hope ahead. So, please, take care of yourself. You deserve a bright and healthy future, filled with joy and the people who love you."