Don't forget that main character want eat, drink, and warm


Previous Summaries:
what you lookin at

wake me up half past May

ahi

Scoobert Doobert

His style is a power stroker, which combines the high backswing and rev rate of a cranker with the smooth timing of a stroker.

you the burger now ♥♥♥♥♥

defeat the pink menace

Peter is swole

Who did you expect, Sportiflop?

That's all she wrote

"slightly less monstrously fat"

I'm transitioning


b̧̟̽̈̈́͆̀r͓̟̞̱̟̥̦ͯͯ͆̇͋̚a͖̬͈͕̠̥̫ͨͦͪ̇ỉ̭̘̬̭͕̜ͩ͠n̙ͪͣ͞ ̡͊̋̇d̪̼̯̥͆͌̄ͮͯ͛a̞̻͈ͮͣͧͯͮ̓̆m̷̥̺͚̈̔̚ḁ̼ͮġ̭͇͙̻͇̥̮͌̌ͨ̋ė̢̠̣̙̉̂͊


when she TOO thick

someones gotta

eat fresh

vape nat(ion)

brain damaged

hand me dat good good

You can't do it dirty, you gotta do it clean

grab her with both arms

yeah...

You're starting to like it.

DUCK ARMY https://vine.co/v/eIXejbQ2utM

What's the matter? I don't bite.

CHALUPER WOO WOO WOO

I don't believe it, I really don't

10 Gallon Hat

Michael Rosen's Plum Tree

i like toe nails

here and there

you're going to miss the panty raid

WORSE, GUNBOATS...(explosion sound)AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!

Life is beautiful.

Garlic.

I crave metal.

WHY MUST WE WRESTLE?
WHY NOT LIVE IN PEACE?



Previously KevinFloor and Москва

Life Time Achievements (work in progress):

Got all Goat Simulator achievements (original 21) without cheating