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Best Canadian I know

http://i.imgur.com/6ogZA6I.jpg

Hello yes I am an aspiring young spy main. I backup for an iron team who doesn't know what the match time is, but i am willing to learn more about this godly class. if you would so kindly take me under your wing, I would be the most thankful little boy in all of the ugc.

Here are the things I want in our mentoring relationship:
teach me how to click backs
teach me how to clich heads
teach me how to click the cloak button
have at least one irl meet-up.

During this IRL meetup, i propose that you:
hover over my shoulder while I am hunched at my computer desk
place your left hand on my left hand to teach me WASD
place your right hand on my right hand to teach smooth and deliberate mouse movements
whisper sweet, sweet tips about strats, rollouts, and trickstabs into my innocent ears