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If you are reading this you lost to a McGinnis playing on steam deck.




𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓷𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓴?




[21:08]
vipa:
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I get laid a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I stop being a sexual deviant? A Bull forum group so large it’s on a federal watchlist goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not being bulled Skylar, I am the bull. A guys wife gets railed and you think that of me?? No. I AM the one who cucks!!

[12:31 AM]
marcus freelander:
jackawa
[12:31 AM]
deez nuts from Ling tosite sigur:
that's one handsome gamer
[12:32 AM]
marcus freelander:
could step on landmine and seduce his way out of it

skeez_: put in jackawa

https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousFilthyGrouseBudBlast

7:42 PM - vipa: yesterday this girl ive been talking to for a while invited me in for the first time
7:42 PM - vipa: we go up to her room
7:43 PM - vipa: she jumps on the bed, giggles and turns around
7:43 PM - vipa: motions for me to come over
7:43 PM - vipa: i say, why pray tell would I do that? I can fart just fine right here
7:43 PM - vipa: and you are at the perfect distance to observe and laugh
7:44 PM - vipa: she just stared blankly at me so i proceeded to fart anyway as any self respecting human would do
7:44 PM - vipa: she did not know the correct response (laugh of course) and told me to get out
7:44 PM - vipa: worst date ever.

2:33 PM - afterthought: i'm not kidding, the people that i've been getting on my team are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless, so incompetent mentally and physically, they would literally be more useful if they were used as carbon fuel to heat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seat on my chair and keep my ass cheeks warm

12:13 PM - I’m a pickle just for ricks: Hi jimmys tow service? Yeah I do have AAA.
12:14 PM - I’m a pickle just for ricks: Can you back Hannah up on me?

freelander : titties aint nothin but milk bags and im lactose intolerant

12:20 AM - simian: WHY AH YU RUNNING
12:20 AM - simian: YEH YEH YEH ♥♥♥♥♥
12:20 AM - simian: WHY YA RUNNIN FROM THE SCHMECKLE EH?

Pellovley : jackawa ur so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucky i have a black roommate or i would have callled you some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥

andrew - Today at 1:46 PM
'Tis most humorous, for a sword swallower such as Jackawa to make light of a most grievous affliction. The common folk say that what goes around comes around, Fool.

2:32 PM - ckj: whats it like not to be a virgin

5:18 PM - VoxDei: got my ♥♥♥♥ in a plate of spaghetti and about to record an asmr video

12:01 AM - ckj: why am i friends with only trolls
12:01 AM - ckj: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jackawa
12:01 AM - ckj: told me to call her a♥♥♥♥♥♥

obliv : jack ur the reason ur parents are divorced
vipa - Today at 8:34 PM
@jack tell him his stomach is the reason his eyes and his ♥♥♥♥ got divorced


DEAD toothepastetimmy21 : you guys are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded
DEAD toothepastetimmy21 : why are you running a sniper to mid
* andrew changed name to genius

3:42 PM - VoxDei: hey man, im gonna need you to cancel any plans you have and watch a movie about kevin spacey turning into a cat with chinatown and i





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Spades♠ 2 Mar @ 9:16pm 
Ohhhhhhhh and just like the river I've been runnin
ever since
imkingcaro 25 Feb @ 10:07am 
wishing u a safe return from your trip to somalia!
Somebody’s daughter is getting off work right now, ready to go. But her bf has her car and of course he’s late again. She just wants to go home. But when he finally shows up there will be no gas. So they’ll have to stop and fill up. He will pump, he knows she’s tired. He just needs her debit card right quick. And then he’ll complain about how hungry he is, and how he knows she don’t feel like cookin cuz she been at work all day. He’ll suggest they go to Taco Bell. He doesn’t mind going inside because the drive through line is hella long. He just needs her debit card again right quick.
Spades♠ 7 Feb @ 9:24pm 
I was boooooornnnnnnnnnnnn by the river
In a little tent
sea anemone 7 Feb @ 5:18pm 
king steam deck
you see he had this system for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demolishing my nuts where he’d run over them with a semi truck and then slice them off and then toss them around until they were flat like a pizza dough and it would liquefy into the pan with just a bit of olive oil