If your going to add me, and we have no friends in common, the very minimum you should do is comment on my profile and tell me why you are adding me. I will most likely accept and talk after that.



"duck please carry me man, i cant win without you" - fff and josh
"ah yes duck, you are the best at dota 2 in the friendgroup" - fff, josh, goste, rtz, all pro players that speak english, OG. ana, etc.
"duck please stop levitating your causing severe doubts in my religion and im struggling to grasp the nature of my reality now" - random religious guy
"ah yes duck, you are truly are the peak example how we mere humans should act" - entire world
"i type up bong on google image very funny" - teej
"grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" - goste when he has a random in his lane
"grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" - smashes keyboard into a thousand pieces - fff dying in mid once
"WHERE ARE THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE THE WARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - stock answer for fff/goste when they die in jungle from overextending
"no ♥♥♥♥♥ man NO ♥♥♥♥♥" - fff moments before he dies from a fight that he cannot win
"duck you have a god complex" - heinous blasphemer Rogue
"estrogen is like the female vagina." - Nethret, Late Bloomer
drooling over osrs for eight hours straight - Goste
random = funny - brobbs
'ah yes there is nothing wrong with pyke' - nethret, pyke player.
'the sun? what is that? the female gender? never heard of it' - riven main
'bong personality' unidentified anonymous individiual about rick
oh yeah i love missing horn tosses cant help myself - fff
'ah yes i am useless how could you tell" - fff
'ash im not picking that knife up, its 8 feet away from me. give it to me' - goste winging for 3 hours straight
'JerAx' - brobbs said 1000 times
'yoshi, chewie, smoochie, archie, every name of a dog ever' - bailey 10000 times
'jojo is just a bunch of gay spirit men I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THAT ANIME!!!1111" - goste taking a anime with the word bizzare in it too seriously...
'ctrl c, ctrl v' - salty ♥♥♥♥♥ in dota
"spider, do you have poo on your fingers?" - mirana player.



Road to reformation (achieved) (800 behaviour score to 10k)
Road to happiness - (Unachieved) (moved on from league of legends, doesnt matter traumatized)


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