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MFW the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race:
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NOTE: If you are here for the children in my basement, please know that they have all been reserved for purchase and new ones will be available in a few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience.


Hello and welcome to the profile of the most epic human being that has ever been part of the writing of this profile!

If you do anything other than shut up and leave, know that I absolutely despise you and your entire extended family for breaking the peace and quiet on my profile. You will know nothing but pain for the remainder of your days.

I am also incredibly lonely and sad so I beg you to consider talking to me because I am completely deprived of human social interaction. Please.

I have heard a lot about all these " Video Games " but I find it very annoying how often they are brought up on steam, so if you are one of those " Gamers " we can't be friends.

My favorite video games are those that allow industrial scale genocide, as I have not yet got the license to do so IRL. It's a nice form of escapism.

If all of your illegal narcotics have gone missing and been replaced with a note saying that I stole them, the note is lying.

If you have any questions, please go kill yourself.



P.S. I really miss you please come home soon
cereal experiments LAME 14 Mar @ 11:13pm 
this guy is a total wackjob also he lobs bricks at homeless people
Steve.jpg 14 Mar @ 11:07pm 
Think before you speak!

My buddy Donald was in Buenos Aires, Argentina, when he insulted an 8-year old boy for smelling of rotten fish and cat piss. The locals ran to him and hit him with their hammers until he died.

Your words can do harm, to both yourself and others! Consider them carefully!
Steve.jpg 14 Mar @ 11:01pm 
Currently being somewhat of a gangster. I am listening to rap music and having sex. Some might call me pretty "cool", and you know what? I agree.
Steve.jpg 6 Apr, 2024 @ 1:24pm 
Big tough guy wanders onto my profile. Big tough guy chuckles a bit. I'll put that as a comment, he thinks. "who?". That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious, he thinks. He'll put that comment there, and it'll be real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. He clacks the four keys across his keyboard. He hovers over to the "Post Comment" button. He presses the left mouse button. Boom.

But I'm not like him. I ain't no summer child who cries at the melting of snow. No. I'm real tough. I'm real mean. I deal with real business. When I see that comment tremble its way onto my profile, I don't flinch. I don't cry. Not even a little bit. I just smirk. Because I know the rat bastard who wrote that comment. He's in SA, Texas. He's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worst.

I know he pissed himself in 7th grade. I know he picks out uneven colors when decorating his room. I know he regularly confuses west and east. I am so much more than him. I smirk. My hands dance across the keyboard as I write this poetry. I am so much more than him.

I win.
System_Reb00t 5 Apr, 2024 @ 7:57pm 
who?
Steve.jpg 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:45am 
dumbass