This guy broke into my home and licked my toes while I was asleep???

Prestige farming the bible

this guy is a total wackjob also he lobs bricks at homeless people

Currently being somewhat of a gangster. I am listening to rap music and having sex. Some might call me pretty "cool", and you know what? I agree.

Big tough guy wanders onto my profile. Big tough guy chuckles a bit. I'll put that as a comment, he thinks. "who?". That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious, he thinks. He'll put that comment there, and it'll be real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. He clacks the four keys across his keyboard. He hovers over to the "Post Comment" button. He presses the left mouse button. Boom.

But I'm not like him. I ain't no summer child who cries at the melting of snow. No. I'm real tough. I'm real mean. I deal with real business. When I see that comment tremble its way onto my profile, I don't flinch. I don't cry. Not even a little bit. I just smirk. Because I know the rat bastard who wrote that comment. He's in SA, Texas. He's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worst.

I know he pissed himself in 7th grade. I know he picks out uneven colors when decorating his room. I know he regularly confuses west and east. I am so much more than him. I smirk. My hands dance across the keyboard as I write this poetry. I am so much more than him.

I win.

who?