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MFW the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race:
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MFW the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race:
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Hello I am Steve.jpg I think (maybe)
NOTE: If you are here for the children in my basement, please know that they have all been reserved for purchase and new ones will be available in a few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience.


Hello and welcome to the profile of the most epic human being that has ever been part of the writing of this profile!

If you do anything other than shut up and leave, know that I absolutely despise you and your entire extended family for breaking the peace and quiet on my profile. You will know nothing but pain for the remainder of your days.

I am also incredibly lonely and sad so I beg you to consider talking to me because I am completely deprived of human social interaction. Please.

I have heard a lot about all these " Video Games " but I find it very annoying how often they are brought up on steam, so if you are one of those " Gamers " we can't be friends.

My favorite video games are those that allow industrial scale genocide, as I have not yet got the license to do so IRL. It's a nice form of escapism.

If all of your illegal narcotics have gone missing and been replaced with a note saying that I stole them, the note is lying.

If you have any questions, please go kill yourself.



P.S. I really miss you please come home soon
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Phoenixel 8 MAY a las 8:52 p. m. 
This guy broke into my home and licked my toes while I was asleep???
roccocan 5 MAY a las 8:14 a. m. 
Prestige farming the bible
garrett is my best friend 14 MAR a las 11:13 p. m. 
this guy is a total wackjob also he lobs bricks at homeless people
Steve.jpg 14 MAR a las 11:01 p. m. 
Currently being somewhat of a gangster. I am listening to rap music and having sex. Some might call me pretty "cool", and you know what? I agree.
Steve.jpg 6 ABR 2024 a las 1:24 p. m. 
Big tough guy wanders onto my profile. Big tough guy chuckles a bit. I'll put that as a comment, he thinks. "who?". That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious, he thinks. He'll put that comment there, and it'll be real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. He clacks the four keys across his keyboard. He hovers over to the "Post Comment" button. He presses the left mouse button. Boom.

But I'm not like him. I ain't no summer child who cries at the melting of snow. No. I'm real tough. I'm real mean. I deal with real business. When I see that comment tremble its way onto my profile, I don't flinch. I don't cry. Not even a little bit. I just smirk. Because I know the rat bastard who wrote that comment. He's in SA, Texas. He's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worst.

I know he pissed himself in 7th grade. I know he picks out uneven colors when decorating his room. I know he regularly confuses west and east. I am so much more than him. I smirk. My hands dance across the keyboard as I write this poetry. I am so much more than him.

I win.
System_Reb00t 5 ABR 2024 a las 7:57 p. m. 
who?