Yes, hi, hello. I see you have stumbled onto the profile of me by accident. I know there's absolutely a lot to take in but it's fine, you're in a 100% safe place right now.

My heart is taken by this amazingly lovely man.

I'd assume you'd want info about me, but.. do I really have to? I truly don't think I should put info here, it ain't quite worth it, but due to the laws of Steam, I have to. I'm not triggered.

Name: That ain't it.
Birthday: July 25th
Age: If it's past my birthday, use the equation [current year - 2000]. If not, [current year - 2000 - 1].
Gender: An Assassin. Trust me, it makes sense.
Enjoyment: Making people do overly complicated tasks for small payoffs. And the cliche making people happy.


THANK GOD THAT'S OVER WITH.

I suppose that's the main stuff. Now time to the optional stuff. Oh wait it's optional. YeahbyeokaymaybeanothertimeIgetboredsometimes.