Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của MaiK_.

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2015 @ 3:02pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2015 @ 3:20pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 12:47am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2015 @ 10:27pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 5:24pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2015 @ 10:41pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:00pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 1:20am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 12:25am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:22pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 9:08pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 10:37pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:02pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg08, 2015 @ 1:26am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 8:28pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 1:10am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 2:54am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 2:43am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2015 @ 10:19pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 11:02pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg07, 2015 @ 5:34pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 2:10am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2015 @ 10:07pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:43pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 9:53pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg07, 2015 @ 6:41pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg08, 2015 @ 1:19am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:07pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg07, 2015 @ 6:01pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg08, 2015 @ 1:30am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 8:33pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 5:12pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 5:33pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg08, 2015 @ 1:13am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2015 @ 10:07pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:24pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2015 @ 3:11pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:03pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 3:15am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2015 @ 12:32am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 1:25am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2015 @ 11:58pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:07pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg08, 2015 @ 12:59am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 1:33am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 1:29am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 11:46pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg08, 2015 @ 2:22am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2015 @ 3:28pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg07, 2015 @ 7:04pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

22 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

27 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

1 / 10

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