Progression de MaiK_. pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 15 juil. 2015 à 15h02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 15 juil. 2015 à 15h20

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 16 juil. 2015 à 0h47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2015 à 22h27

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 17h24

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2015 à 22h41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 15 juil. 2015 à 16h00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 16 juil. 2015 à 1h20

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 0h25

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 19h22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 21h08

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 22h37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 22 juil. 2015 à 19h02

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 2 aout 2015 à 1h26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 20h28

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 1h10

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 2h54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 2h43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2015 à 22h19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 16 juil. 2015 à 23h02

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 22 juil. 2015 à 17h34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 2h10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2015 à 22h07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 19h43

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 21h53

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Débloqué le 22 juil. 2015 à 18h41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 2 aout 2015 à 1h19

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 19h07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 22 juil. 2015 à 18h01

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 2 aout 2015 à 1h30

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 20h33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 17h12

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 17h33

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 2 aout 2015 à 1h13

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2015 à 22h07

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 19h24

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 15 juil. 2015 à 15h11

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 15 juil. 2015 à 16h03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 3h15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 17 juil. 2015 à 0h32

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 16 juil. 2015 à 1h25

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 16 juil. 2015 à 23h58

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 15 juil. 2015 à 16h07

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 2 aout 2015 à 0h59

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 1h33

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 1h29

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 23h46

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 1 aout 2015 à 2h22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 15 juil. 2015 à 15h28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 22 juil. 2015 à 19h04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2015 à 19h39

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

22 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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