MaiK_.: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 15 июл. 2015 г. в 15:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 15 июл. 2015 г. в 15:20

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 16 июл. 2015 г. в 0:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2015 г. в 22:27

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 17:24

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2015 г. в 22:41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 15 июл. 2015 г. в 16:00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 16 июл. 2015 г. в 1:20

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 0:25

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 19:22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 21:08

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 22:37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 22 июл. 2015 г. в 19:02

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Дата получения: 2 авг. 2015 г. в 1:26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 20:28

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 1:10

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 2:54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 2:43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2015 г. в 22:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 16 июл. 2015 г. в 23:02

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 22 июл. 2015 г. в 17:34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 2:10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2015 г. в 22:07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 19:43

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 21:53

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Дата получения: 22 июл. 2015 г. в 18:41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 2 авг. 2015 г. в 1:19

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 19:07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Дата получения: 22 июл. 2015 г. в 18:01

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 2 авг. 2015 г. в 1:30

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 20:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 17:12

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 17:33

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 2 авг. 2015 г. в 1:13

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2015 г. в 22:07

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 19:24

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 15 июл. 2015 г. в 15:11

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 15 июл. 2015 г. в 16:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 3:15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 17 июл. 2015 г. в 0:32

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 16 июл. 2015 г. в 1:25

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 16 июл. 2015 г. в 23:58

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 15 июл. 2015 г. в 16:07

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 2 авг. 2015 г. в 0:59

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 1:33

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 1:29

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 23:46

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Дата получения: 1 авг. 2015 г. в 2:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Дата получения: 15 июл. 2015 г. в 15:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Дата получения: 22 июл. 2015 г. в 19:04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Дата получения: 28 сен. 2015 г. в 19:39

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

22 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

27 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

1 / 10

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