Achievementy uživatele MaiK_. ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2015 v 15.02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2015 v 15.20

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 0.47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odemčeno 29. čvc. 2015 v 22.27

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 17.24

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Odemčeno 29. čvc. 2015 v 22.41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2015 v 16.00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 1.20

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 0.25

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 19.22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 21.08

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 22.37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 22. čvc. 2015 v 19.02

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 2. srp. 2015 v 1.26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 20.28

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 1.10

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 2.54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 2.43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odemčeno 29. čvc. 2015 v 22.19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 23.02

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 22. čvc. 2015 v 17.34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 2.10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 29. čvc. 2015 v 22.07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 19.43

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 21.53

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Odemčeno 22. čvc. 2015 v 18.41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 2. srp. 2015 v 1.19

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 19.07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odemčeno 22. čvc. 2015 v 18.01

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 2. srp. 2015 v 1.30

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 20.33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 17.12

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 17.33

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 2. srp. 2015 v 1.13

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odemčeno 29. čvc. 2015 v 22.07

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 19.24

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2015 v 15.11

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2015 v 16.03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 3.15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2015 v 0.32

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 1.25

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 23.58

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2015 v 16.07

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 2. srp. 2015 v 0.59

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 1.33

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 1.29

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 23.46

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 1. srp. 2015 v 2.22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2015 v 15.28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 22. čvc. 2015 v 19.04

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odemčeno 28. zář. 2015 v 19.39

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

22 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

27 / 30