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*snickers*
i stuck a win bottle in my vagin
*muffled laughter*
but then i got drunk because of the wine in my vagin
*hearty laffs*
and THEN two guys started spitroasting me!
*full on laughter*
so i started deep-throating a big a$$ weenie
*laughter starts exceeding 90 decibels*
and then i got high and rap3d a guy
*laughter is close to approaching 130 decibels*
BUT THEN
*everyone in a 3km radius has blown out eardrums, the pain threshold is exceeded and quickly increases*
CHECK THIS
*the military is preparing for the final solution, as now the laughter is a national threat*
NO SERIOUSLY
*the whole earth is shaken by the loudness of the laughter, like millions of earthquakes around the planet, the human race is taken hostage by Amy Schumer*
I SWALLOD THE CUMMI3S
Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.
11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October