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Kabrux 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:53pm

irgendwas mit slut

me 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:54am

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

I wish I was the cream 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

when i was young, lilke really young, mommy showed me her calcium cannons. those things weere big ol jubblie wubblie ooggy woogies. i have never found satisfactioin in other womans bobs ever sinc, becuz they aint as lovvely as mommos

I am the Cream 6 Mar, 2020 @ 6:33pm

Today i told my dad i loved him. He told me i was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. So late last night, i decided i was going to ♥♥♥♥ his mum. I went into her room and demanded she takes out her dentures. I slipped my penis into her smooth gummy mouth, and felt the stimulation as her wrinkly tongue slipped around my sensitive untouched bell shine. She demanded that i caress her lonely cavenous love channel. She screamed as my 4 inch hot beef injection touched her spider infested cevix. We slowly made lust until i emptied the content of my love stick deep into her cold dead womb as i stared her in the eyes and proclaimed "I love you grandma, ♥♥♥♥ you dad."

me 25 Feb, 2020 @ 3:11am

hey guys last night
*snickers*
i stuck a win bottle in my vagin
*muffled laughter*
but then i got drunk because of the wine in my vagin
*hearty laffs*
and THEN two guys started spitroasting me!
*full on laughter*
so i started deep-throating a big a$$ weenie
*laughter starts exceeding 90 decibels*
and then i got high and rap3d a guy
*laughter is close to approaching 130 decibels*
BUT THEN
*everyone in a 3km radius has blown out eardrums, the pain threshold is exceeded and quickly increases*
CHECK THIS
*the military is preparing for the final solution, as now the laughter is a national threat*
NO SERIOUSLY
*the whole earth is shaken by the loudness of the laughter, like millions of earthquakes around the planet, the human race is taken hostage by Amy Schumer*
I SWALLOD THE CUMMI3S

me 5 Dec, 2018 @ 3:17am

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October

Guppy 12 Jun, 2018 @ 11:23am

What is it, citizen?

Broof 15 May, 2017 @ 6:02am

Hot.

me 15 May, 2017 @ 2:01am

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

Guppy 22 Sep, 2016 @ 5:00pm

Hwak