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Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

when i was young, lilke really young, mommy showed me her calcium cannons. those things weere big ol jubblie wubblie ooggy woogies. i have never found satisfactioin in other womans bobs ever sinc, becuz they aint as lovvely as mommos

Today i told my dad i loved him. He told me i was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. So late last night, i decided i was going to ♥♥♥♥ his mum. I went into her room and demanded she takes out her dentures. I slipped my penis into her smooth gummy mouth, and felt the stimulation as her wrinkly tongue slipped around my sensitive untouched bell shine. She demanded that i caress her lonely cavenous love channel. She screamed as my 4 inch hot beef injection touched her spider infested cevix. We slowly made lust until i emptied the content of my love stick deep into her cold dead womb as i stared her in the eyes and proclaimed "I love you grandma, ♥♥♥♥ you dad."

hey guys last night
*snickers*
i stuck a win bottle in my vagin
*muffled laughter*
but then i got drunk because of the wine in my vagin
*hearty laffs*
and THEN two guys started spitroasting me!
*full on laughter*
so i started deep-throating a big a$$ weenie
*laughter starts exceeding 90 decibels*
and then i got high and rap3d a guy
*laughter is close to approaching 130 decibels*
BUT THEN
*everyone in a 3km radius has blown out eardrums, the pain threshold is exceeded and quickly increases*
CHECK THIS
*the military is preparing for the final solution, as now the laughter is a national threat*
NO SERIOUSLY
*the whole earth is shaken by the loudness of the laughter, like millions of earthquakes around the planet, the human race is taken hostage by Amy Schumer*
I SWALLOD THE CUMMI3S

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October