woah such good player and cool profile +rep

when the sussy postor is sus and yes

you realise that the albatross has a cloaca like many in the bird family
but cloacas are proportional to wing span
so the albatross cloaca is actually really wide (allowing it to lay big eggs)
i couldnt really feel a thing, even with my 9 inch penis
another thing
albatrosses dont have hands
so it makes cleaning of the cloacal area really hard for them
if you want to have sex with an albatross youd better be ready for it to get really dirty
Albatrosses are also nomads
this means they never really hang around in the same place for too long
this makes albatrosses unsuitable for long term relationships
but great for casual hookups
if you are looking for a long term relationship
may i suggest a pigeon
or, if your feeling a little exotic, how about a swan?

I want to sleep with you. No, I don't mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under a blanket. In your bed. While you lay on my arm and with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so it's chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep from your blood gurgling mouth after I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord.

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