I am Mafany Latifah Salvadore Jr. The Fifteenth: The Tenth Prince of Alaska, Ex Ruler of New Zealand, and lost cousin of the descendant of the cousin of the 2nd president of El Salvador.

If you're friends with me, we most likely met in Portal 2 or L4D2. This profile is satire (don't care if you don't find it funny, good for you.)
I'm a dude, so if you thought I was a girl, that's funny. Love to bait people.

You're either here to check out my profile either for 2 things:
1. You're either here to check out my profile either for 2 things
2. I either did something in some game and you're here to "expose" me.
3. Two things
4. 2 things
5. Things things
6. Remember the Alamo

I am a huge procrastinator at times but I'll be more than happy to accept a new friend request every now and then. Except we probably might not talk or something and I'm just a random guy in your friends list, but I can make your friends list bigger by 1.