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Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Urianger Augurelt. Seriously. His deep voice, his long thin face, his tall lanky body drive me to horny madness. My obsession with this sexy Elezen man has gone beyond reprieve; like a Pavlovian response, if somebody even says the word “thou” or any other Old English vernacular, I get a rock hard boner on the spot and start barking uncontrollably. This is the power Urianger has on me. Some people use ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I read the zodiac section of the newspaper. I dream about him taking me right in the middle of his Il Mheg cottage. I couldn’t level my Astrologian to level 100 because every time I cast a skill it reminded me of him I came uncontrollably. My boyfriend is worried about me and thinks I should unsubscribe. But I can’t bear to be apart from my beloved Urianger.

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THIS PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND

If you read this you're a furry

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are