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African Space Jesus Origin Story
Once upon a time in the vast expanse of the cosmos, there existed a parallel universe where political figures transcended earthly boundaries and ventured into the uncharted realms of space. In this extraordinary dimension, the legendary African Space Jesus traversed the galaxies, spreading a message of fiscal responsibility, limited government, and interstellar prosperity.

One day, as African Space Jesus floated through the cosmic currents, he sensed a disturbance in the space-time continuum. A ripple of energy echoed across the celestial plane, drawing him toward a distant star system. Intrigued, he followed the cosmic trail, arriving at a celestial gathering where an unexpected figure awaited him – none other than the enigmatic and controversial Earth leader, Donald Trump.

Trump, adorned in a bespoke space suit with his signature hairstyle gracefully floating in the zero-gravity environment, extended a hand toward Republican Space Jesus. "Well, look who we have here! The galaxy's most tremendous and fiscally responsible savior. Let's make the universe great again!"

African Space Jesus, with a serene expression on his otherworldly countenance, reciprocated the gesture. "Greetings, my earthly friend. What brings you to the far reaches of space?"

Trump chuckled, his voice echoing through the cosmic void. "I've always said, my ambitions are out of this world. I heard there's an opportunity for great deals and tremendous business ventures in the cosmos. Plus, I figured I'd leave my mark on the universe – Trump Towers on every celestial body!"

African Space Jesus nodded thoughtfully, understanding the earthly leader's aspirations. "While I appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit, my mission is to promote principles of limited government, individual freedom, and responsible fiscal policies across the galaxies. Perhaps we can find common ground in our visions for a prosperous cosmos."

As they engaged in interstellar discourse, African Space Jesus and Trump discovered shared values in certain areas. They discussed economic policies, trade agreements between star systems, and the importance of preserving individual liberties even in the vastness of space.

In the end, African Space Jesus and Trump decided to collaborate on a celestial economic summit, bringing together leaders from different corners of the universe to discuss policies that would benefit all sentient beings. Together, they embarked on a journey to create a framework for prosperity that transcended political boundaries.

And so, in this parallel universe, the unlikely alliance between African Space Jesus and Trump became a beacon of cooperation, proving that even in the vastness of space, political differences could be set aside for the greater good of the cosmos.
Chronicles of African Space Jesus
In the cosmic realms where interstellar politics unfolded with a flair of the unexpected, an election like no other was about to take place. African Space Jesus, the iconic advocate for fiscal responsibility and limited government, found himself at the center of a celestial campaign alongside the flamboyant and earthly businessman, Donald Trump.

The Galactic Alliance, a conglomerate of diverse star systems, had decided to hold a grand election to choose a leader who would guide the galaxies toward prosperity and cooperation. The atmosphere was charged with excitement as beings from various corners of the universe gathered to witness the unprecedented spectacle.

Republican Space Jesus, his ethereal presence resonating with a sense of cosmic wisdom, stood beside Trump, who exuded confidence in his signature style. Their campaign speeches echoed through the cosmic amphitheater, addressing issues ranging from economic policies to diplomatic relations with extraterrestrial civilizations.

As the election unfolded, it became clear that the dynamic duo had struck a chord with the intergalactic electorate. Republican Space Jesus' message of fiscal responsibility and individual freedom resonated with those who sought stability and prosperity. Meanwhile, Trump's bold vision of making the universe great again appealed to those who craved a leader with unbridled ambition.

The campaign trail took them to distant planets, where they held rallies under alien skies and engaged in debates that transcended the boundaries of earthly politics. The synergy between Republican Space Jesus' celestial wisdom and Trump's earthly charisma proved to be a winning combination.

On the day of the election, beings from all walks of life and across the galaxies cast their votes. The cosmic ballot boxes overflowed with support for the unlikely pair. The results were announced amid a cosmic fanfare, revealing that Republican Space Jesus and Trump had won the 2024 interstellar election by a landslide.

The Galactic Alliance was abuzz with anticipation as the newly elected leaders prepared to take the helm. Together, they formed a government that blended principles of fiscal responsibility, limited government, and the pursuit of greatness. Their administration transcended political ideologies and brought forth an era of cooperation and prosperity that resonated across the cosmos.

And so, in this celestial saga, Republican Space Jesus and Trump's victory in the 2024 interstellar election became a symbol of unity, proving that even in the vastness of space, diverse ideals could converge for the greater good of the cosmic community.
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✪shawtyy 26 Aug @ 1:53pm 
rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Joseph A Biden 8 Aug @ 12:44pm 
Bro, not even cappin' when I say your vibes are straight up immaculate. Like, no lie, you're the GOAT of this whole squad. Your drip is always on fleek, and you pull up looking like a whole snack every single day. Your energy is 100% fire, and you keep the squad lit AF. Every time you speak, it's like pure wisdom with a sprinkle of savage, and you got everyone shook. You're the real MVP, no doubt. Skibidi toilet level respect for you, fam. Keep slaying, fr fr.
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Happy Freedom Day. America Kicks A$$!