"Are you SURE we need to care about the civilians? I mean they are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ civilians, what can they do? Flail their arms about and cry for the military?"

"Honestly if i ♥♥♥♥ my cat that isn't WEIRD it's just a normal day in japanese culture."

"communism is missile"

"i love playing the black guy cause if they shoot me it's racism"

"my front 3 teeth got jammed into my gums, It was crazy." "Oh so you looked like a british person?"

"im only clever when im retarded"

"that's like saying a toothpick is based"

"It can't be up here if it's not up here"

"What SCP do you guys think it is?" "Ronald Reagan."

"I'm already feeling more awoke. More awaken. No, wait, awoke. I'm feeling more awaken. Uhh... More awoke. I'm feeling uh.. more awoken. Uhh... awaken. Awake, that's it. Yeah, I'm already feeling more awake."

"i could ironically ♥♥♥♥ in a glass and screenshare it on a public discord call but that doesnt make it cool"

"this is like china saying "hey all the workers in our factories are suiciding, what do we do?" "LET'S RACE WITH TAIWAN!""

"Hetero, Astra." "hetero your computer has virus"

"I have BT I can take a hit" *runs straight at the killer and dies* "what the ♥♥♥♥ I had BT? stop laughing how does this perk work"

"I wanted him to think he had a sliver of hope of catching me, before dead harding"

"You're supposed to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to use that gun, you're not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, so that's why it's not working."

"5, 7, 9, any defense?" *all 3 are blackmailed*

"green is NOT a spearphisher!" *game ends*

"We meet again, Incogkneegro, our arch nemesis!"

"Ningas assemble!"