I love Löded Diper, the true gods of this world... part II.

You better watch your back, marble man. You mess with the Mario Bros., you get your tushy wacked, you hear me?

Probably the lamest loser I've ever met in my life. He's worked for years trying to get a crumb of Peach's pie and he can't even get that! Har har har, what a pathetic nerd! No game, no mushrooms and no coins!

I remember when you offered me a job ol' krabbie. That was the first step in our partnership. Now we're raking in the dough together, from the krusty krab to rock bottom, we're running this city! You're doing real good krabbie.

The pay rate at the Krusty Krab may be down but our bank and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are UP. Keep it moving Krabs, you on a damn roll "me-boy" as you'd say.

Damn you, you magnificent bastard. You’ve been there for all 400 of my
baby mommas… being the fill-in Dad for me while I was out drinking 2,000,000 beers. Thank you. Now we will kick robots and chew bugs. Amen.