Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The De-Dehydrator
71 Comments
downthedrain 11 Feb, 2018 @ 5:46pm 
Why make it black? I might be alone in my opinion but I think it should be team colored
himayamata 12 Apr, 2016 @ 8:02pm 
+Heals 100% health
+alt fire gives wearer 50% speed
"Bob" the Space Cadet 19 Oct, 2015 @ 8:34pm 
Oh cool! It's got electrolytes. But whycome you don't have a tattoo? :pixlotderp:
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The Wizard 7 Feb, 2014 @ 6:54pm 
I like to concept, but the stats are sort of OP. As a Scout, I find it easily takes less than 6 seconds to kill someone, sometimes if I'm doing good I can kill 3 or 4 people in that time. Scouts are already hard to hit and that much damage absorbtion while retaining the ability to attack would make them way too hard to kill. Perhaps if the DR was lowered to about %30, or if it presented a debuff alongside the DR (i.e. %50 less damage taken and %25 less damage dealt while under its effect).
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Gekky 13 Jan, 2014 @ 4:11pm 
Ok this thing looks WAAAAAY better then a soda can, but your stats make it useless compared to the atomic punch! You should really just make it +50% damage absorbtion for 6 seconds. this is fair, and you don't need to not be able to attack for 6 seconds.
Sacharovski[FR] 12 Jan, 2014 @ 5:36am 
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Savage Source 9 Jan, 2014 @ 3:59pm 
My stat idea:

Under the effect grants instantly dry up all dosing or liquid type weapons and repellent death marking status effect.
dwdWASDAS 6 Nov, 2013 @ 12:05pm 
Support!
flacko 30 Oct, 2013 @ 12:22pm 
alternative stats:
+restores 100 health on wearer
-25% health from packs
sev 21 Aug, 2013 @ 2:52pm 
There needs to be some downsides for those stats.
CorporalHeston 22 Jul, 2013 @ 6:35am 
Valve please add this!
Maddocktor 18 Jun, 2013 @ 9:55am 
Soooooooo great I want this the stats u made r epic
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Rammyboo 10 Mar, 2013 @ 6:04am 
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beees 26 Jan, 2013 @ 9:23am 
I like the idiocracy reference.
'za 7 Jan, 2013 @ 4:04pm 
i would use this no matter how valve decides to make it. it could be the baby face blaster of the lunchbox items, but i would use it becuase its so bad ass!
Merdarion 25 Dec, 2012 @ 6:28am 
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Gaius 6 Oct, 2012 @ 11:35am 
This is awsome
ALL SONS OF OLD GODS...DIE!! 22 Sep, 2012 @ 6:18pm 
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!
Shie 7 Sep, 2012 @ 9:39pm 
I love this weapon, but scout has a stupid face in one of the pics shown. (Possibly rape face)
S.S.Dragon™ 25 Aug, 2012 @ 8:14pm 
i was thinking. it would take off piss/milk and something for fire. not like the spycicle. but if its going to be water (more likely) then yeah. maybe clean piss/milk and fire effects, but ______ idunno. i love the look of the full set tho.
Shmonut 18 Aug, 2012 @ 7:12pm 
and mrmii if you couldn't attack while under effect then why would u use the De-Dehhydrator
when you can use bonk atomic punch and be invinsible, its basically like bonk except you can attack when under effect and you have +50% damage absorption for 6 seconds instead of being invisible so i kind of like this
Shmonut 18 Aug, 2012 @ 7:05pm 
I like the stat suggestion for this but not the other weps that you made
Boxcar Comorant 3 Aug, 2012 @ 8:59pm 
You people do know the stats suggested are just a suggestion and Valve chooses right? The only time the stats were taken from Workshop comments or suggestions were the Wrap Assassin and the Spy-Cicle.
XelUnknown 12 Jul, 2012 @ 9:03pm 
really think the suggested states here are what are going to keep this form getting in...
rikemat 30 Jun, 2012 @ 1:18pm 
I like the colletion, nice work, but scout isn't adult, just a adolescent.
yellow 29 Jun, 2012 @ 9:20am 
would be kinda overpowered compaired to bonk wouldnt it?
you know chilling with your soda popper drink some refreshing water stand in front of 5 soldiers pop a crit steal the intel with full health
Dhal is irie 27 Jun, 2012 @ 5:43am 
Really clean models
Dr Professor Heavy, PhD 23 Jun, 2012 @ 12:51pm 
Great idea, needs some refinemint though
ululu 21 Jun, 2012 @ 11:06am 
*are
ululu 21 Jun, 2012 @ 11:06am 
Suggested Stats
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+50% Damage absorption for 6 seconds
Can attack while under it's effect

Did you misprint "cant" as "can" or azre you serious?
Tam Honks 19 Jun, 2012 @ 4:44pm 
This is probably the best you have done with your set, it's not OP if anything it should be like 8 seconds, and its something new.
Goose 19 Jun, 2012 @ 2:26pm 
i like this but mabye change the 6 seconds for 12 or 14. 6 seconds is'nt a very long time in a rageing battle.
XelUnknown 18 Jun, 2012 @ 5:36am 
Maybe it should be a minor heal item? Cause isn't that why normal baseball players use thier water for that sort of reason?
sillybunbun :3 17 Jun, 2012 @ 2:29pm 
Perhapse, while under its effects,
-No random Crits
-While under its effects, -50% damage done yourself.
This still means, a direct hit crocket will kill you.
polyhex 17 Jun, 2012 @ 12:42pm 
Well. The effects have no downside, so it's pretty goddamn overpowered. Free damage absorption.

Don't make stats if you don't know how to balance.
Bojangles 17 Jun, 2012 @ 6:19am 
@Wyre

+50% Damage absorption for 6 seconds
CAN ATTACK WHILE UNDER IT'S EFFECT

You can't attack while using Bonk!.
R3DP1E 16 Jun, 2012 @ 10:44am 
AES 16 Jun, 2012 @ 10:42am 
err, its basically a weaker Bonk
Esryex 16 Jun, 2012 @ 5:55am 
I'm thirsty...
a gay rat 16 Jun, 2012 @ 5:39am 
The stats are actually really good this time, this looks amazingly high quality. So professional.
Burton Urney 15 Jun, 2012 @ 6:13pm 
i love the idiocracy reference