Steam Community :: United States Constitution

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Spingtap 21 May, 2022 @ 2:07am

this is the dumbest thing in the entire workshop. i love it

Puro :3 28 Apr, 2022 @ 3:19pm

THIS IS AMERICA MAGGOT

This is the us where the world is american
so basically eat the burgers and shoot the guns because. This. Is. The. America

Puro :3 28 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17pm

here is the preamble
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Jouppi 23 Jul, 2021 @ 3:09pm

This would be so funny

StupidSus 13 May, 2021 @ 11:43am

AC Constitution:
Angel
Collapsing
Constitution
(Reference to if HL2 was written by bots from deadwater gaming)

it hurts when i pee 13 Aug, 2019 @ 2:42pm

perfect

Rvic:O 31 Mar, 2019 @ 11:04am

this would be great

I'm Back. 30 Oct, 2018 @ 4:27pm

"Stars and stripes beat hammer and sickle, look it up commie!"-The soldier

π es 3 exactamente 28 Sep, 2018 @ 3:18am

Medic: Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?
Soldier: Right here! *CRITICAL HIT*

sylvrskies 27 Sep, 2018 @ 8:21pm

Stats: +Able to cause damage somehow, ~Disgrace the us, -No stats are accepted by valve.

Manly Emerald 9 Jul, 2017 @ 2:08pm

If it doesn't have it's own stats, it had better be a market gardener resin. I would play troldier so much more.

Coolchou Zhao 9 Jul, 2017 @ 8:23am

Did he stole this from Alexander Hamilton.

Starnana 14 May, 2016 @ 10:46pm

"Damn, here I was minding my own buisness, just enjoying my second ammendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!"

mn 17 Oct, 2015 @ 10:25pm

how about make it identical to the shovel like the fish? just make it say USA x1 USA x1 USA KILL

Deku 17 Oct, 2015 @ 2:53pm

how about the constitutional paper cut but sitll WANT

Reason 19 Nov, 2014 @ 4:13pm

Set it on fire and beat them their rights

𝔼𝕆𝕂𝔸 ℝ𝔸𝕀𝔻 18 Oct, 2014 @ 5:37pm

YES!

𝔼𝕆𝕂𝔸 ℝ𝔸𝕀𝔻 18 Oct, 2014 @ 5:37pm

DISCIPLINARY ACTION RESKIN!

𝔼𝕆𝕂𝔸 ℝ𝔸𝕀𝔻 18 Oct, 2014 @ 5:36pm

YES!
YES!
YES PLEASE!

SofaChair 6 Sep, 2014 @ 4:57pm

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Bench 5 Sep, 2014 @ 9:22am

After a kill; "I don't have to read you your rights, THRY'RE RIGHT HERE!"

A Greenish Fog 20 Aug, 2014 @ 1:11pm

I'd love to have this a s a skin for the diciplinary action!

Crankenstein's Hogster 25 May, 2014 @ 8:15am

My desc: "I'm going to bash my sacred documents on the United States of your face!"

(I wish there was a mod for this)

Delle 15 Apr, 2014 @ 6:11pm

My description: "I will give you paper cuts with the documents of this great country!"

Clippy the Angry 2 Apr, 2014 @ 10:51am

KILL THEM WITH 'MURICA!

iSmile02 9 Feb, 2014 @ 11:50am

+25% firing speed.
On hit: Apply Papercut effect to enemy
Papercut is like bleeding, except the user only bleeds once every 5 seconds.
-Can be lit up by friendly Pyros, which will allow the weapon to ignite enemies.

-55% damage done.

Tanpopo 20 Jan, 2014 @ 9:31am

steam please add this

[FoG]Resistfire 24 Nov, 2013 @ 4:12am

-70 % damage
+50 % faster ( killing ¨)
When kill enemy : restore 50 % of max health

Deus ex Machina 20 Nov, 2013 @ 9:43am

Please, this is the best thing I could ever imagine for Soldier, gosh.

flacko 7 Nov, 2013 @ 1:02pm

+on kill: +85 health (can also overheal)
+overheal does not decay
-30 max health on wearer
-25% damage penalty
-15% health from healers on wearer

GeneralPanther 26 Oct, 2013 @ 5:46pm

time to kill you BY THE FREEDOM WAY

Sweetvengence22 18 Oct, 2013 @ 7:34pm

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Slight Cherry 5 Oct, 2013 @ 4:25pm

"I will beat the freedom into you!"

Pipchoke 28 Sep, 2013 @ 8:35pm

we the people beat all your MOGGOT SKULLS IN

Kellen 12 Sep, 2013 @ 2:28pm

no wonder some people are lawless; we have no constitution because this guy stole it!
:3

BrokenEye the True False Prophet 7 Sep, 2013 @ 1:25am

Oh, so that's where it went...

mango 20 Aug, 2013 @ 8:09pm

We need a mod now!

Darth Sidious 9 Aug, 2013 @ 12:47am

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Waltuh 4 Aug, 2013 @ 7:00pm

Valve WE NEED MORE WEAPONS IN TF2 ADD THIS

Bittenfeld 10 Jul, 2013 @ 4:59pm

I hope valve adds this weapon

A Threatening Finger 18 May, 2013 @ 7:44pm

bacisly like the holy marckle for the soilder that counts how many hits and something cool for the kills

Vinyis 28 Apr, 2013 @ 6:04pm

Those who do not learn their history are doomed to eat it

Vinyis 28 Apr, 2013 @ 6:04pm

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TheGreenman 24 Apr, 2013 @ 9:20pm

Reskin for the Equalizer.... BECAUSE AMERICA HITS HARDER!

Nyasarin 21 Apr, 2013 @ 6:00pm

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Belve 12 Mar, 2013 @ 7:50pm

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Edgeward 8 Mar, 2013 @ 2:37pm

there needs to be a Miranda rights version of this,"you have the right to remain silent forever!"

Huey Long 17 Feb, 2013 @ 9:45pm

This need to be added MERICA

OsamaBinLaggin 28 Jan, 2013 @ 3:39pm

Pretty pretty please add this in a 4th of july update, Valve!

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