Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

United States Constitution
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the 5. nov. 2023 kl. 16:44 
Blunnt Smoken
Spingtap 21. maj 2022 kl. 2:07 
this is the dumbest thing in the entire workshop. i love it
Puro :3 28. apr. 2022 kl. 15:19 
THIS IS AMERICA MAGGOT

This is the us where the world is american
so basically eat the burgers and shoot the guns because. This. Is. The. America
Puro :3 28. apr. 2022 kl. 15:17 
here is the preamble
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Jouppi 23. juli 2021 kl. 15:09 
This would be so funny
StupidSus 13. maj 2021 kl. 11:43 
AC Constitution:
Angel
Collapsing
Constitution
(Reference to if HL2 was written by bots from deadwater gaming)
it hurts when i pee 13. aug. 2019 kl. 14:42 
perfect
Rvic:O 31. mar. 2019 kl. 11:04 
this would be great
I'm Back. 30. okt. 2018 kl. 16:27 
"Stars and stripes beat hammer and sickle, look it up commie!"-The soldier
π es 3 exactamente 28. sep. 2018 kl. 3:18 
Medic: Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?
Soldier: Right here! *CRITICAL HIT*
sylvrskies 27. sep. 2018 kl. 20:21 
Stats: +Able to cause damage somehow, ~Disgrace the us, -No stats are accepted by valve.
Manly Emerald 9. juli 2017 kl. 14:08 
If it doesn't have it's own stats, it had better be a market gardener resin. I would play troldier so much more.
Coolchou Zhao 9. juli 2017 kl. 8:23 
Did he stole this from Alexander Hamilton.
Starnana 14. maj 2016 kl. 22:46 
"Damn, here I was minding my own buisness, just enjoying my second ammendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!"
mn 17. okt. 2015 kl. 22:25 
how about make it identical to the shovel like the fish? just make it say USA x1 USA x1 USA KILL
Deku 17. okt. 2015 kl. 14:53 
how about the constitutional paper cut but sitll WANT:gordon:
Reason 19. nov. 2014 kl. 16:13 
Set it on fire and beat them their rights
𝔼𝕆𝕂𝔸 ℝ𝔸𝕀𝔻 18. okt. 2014 kl. 17:37 
YES!
𝔼𝕆𝕂𝔸 ℝ𝔸𝕀𝔻 18. okt. 2014 kl. 17:37 
DISCIPLINARY ACTION RESKIN!
𝔼𝕆𝕂𝔸 ℝ𝔸𝕀𝔻 18. okt. 2014 kl. 17:36 
YES!
YES!
YES PLEASE!
SofaChair 6. sep. 2014 kl. 16:57 
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Bench 5. sep. 2014 kl. 9:22 
After a kill; "I don't have to read you your rights, THRY'RE RIGHT HERE!"
A Greenish Fog 20. aug. 2014 kl. 13:11 
I'd love to have this a s a skin for the diciplinary action!
some guy with a gun 25. maj 2014 kl. 8:15 
My desc: "I'm going to bash my sacred documents on the United States of your face!"



(I wish there was a mod for this)
Delle 15. apr. 2014 kl. 18:11 
My description: "I will give you paper cuts with the documents of this great country!"
Mattbatcraz 2. apr. 2014 kl. 10:51 
KILL THEM WITH 'MURICA!
iSmile02 9. feb. 2014 kl. 11:50 
+25% firing speed.
On hit: Apply Papercut effect to enemy
Papercut is like bleeding, except the user only bleeds once every 5 seconds.
-Can be lit up by friendly Pyros, which will allow the weapon to ignite enemies.

-55% damage done.
Tanpopo 20. jan. 2014 kl. 9:31 
steam please add this
[FoG]Resistfire 24. nov. 2013 kl. 4:12 
-70 % damage
+50 % faster ( killing ¨)
When kill enemy : restore 50 % of max health
Deus ex Machina 20. nov. 2013 kl. 9:43 
Please, this is the best thing I could ever imagine for Soldier, gosh.
flacko 7. nov. 2013 kl. 13:02 
+on kill: +85 health (can also overheal)
+overheal does not decay
-30 max health on wearer
-25% damage penalty
-15% health from healers on wearer
GeneralPanther 26. okt. 2013 kl. 17:46 
time to kill you BY THE FREEDOM WAY
Sweetvengence22 18. okt. 2013 kl. 19:34 
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Slight Cherry 5. okt. 2013 kl. 16:25 
"I will beat the freedom into you!"
Pipchoke 28. sep. 2013 kl. 20:35 
we the people beat all your MOGGOT SKULLS IN
Kellen 12. sep. 2013 kl. 14:28 
no wonder some people are lawless; we have no constitution because this guy stole it!
:3
BrokenEye the True False Prophet 7. sep. 2013 kl. 1:25 
Oh, so that's where it went...
mango 20. aug. 2013 kl. 20:09 
We need a mod now!
Darth Sidious 9. aug. 2013 kl. 0:47 
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Waltuh 4. aug. 2013 kl. 19:00 
Valve WE NEED MORE WEAPONS IN TF2 ADD THIS
Bittenfeld 10. juli 2013 kl. 16:59 
I hope valve adds this weapon
A Threatening Finger 18. maj 2013 kl. 19:44 
bacisly like the holy marckle for the soilder that counts how many hits and something cool for the kills
Vinyis 28. apr. 2013 kl. 18:04 
Those who do not learn their history are doomed to eat it
Vinyis 28. apr. 2013 kl. 18:04 
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TheGreenman 24. apr. 2013 kl. 21:20 
Reskin for the Equalizer.... BECAUSE AMERICA HITS HARDER!
Nyasarin 21. apr. 2013 kl. 18:00 
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Edgeward 8. mar. 2013 kl. 14:37 
there needs to be a Miranda rights version of this,"you have the right to remain silent forever!"
Huey Long 17. feb. 2013 kl. 21:45 
This need to be added MERICA
OsamaBinLaggin 28. jan. 2013 kl. 15:39 
Pretty pretty please add this in a 4th of july update, Valve!