Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Chicken's Choice
77 Comments
Grape Juice Gaming 27 Nov, 2024 @ 11:48am 
+ can throw up 3 eggs in 1 charge. each egg only consumes 1/3 of the charge
+ 30% faster charge-up time.
-50% seconds for Jarate effect
puppygirlmilk 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm 
i am shadowman44
ShadowMan44 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm 
Please please make this a mod.
manic 23 May, 2019 @ 5:22pm 
>replaces Jarate
>implies egg is full of piss
>wtf
๖ۣۜDomitori™ 7 Apr, 2018 @ 3:56am 
Is that a motherfuckin' HowToBasic reference?!
King Zog 4 Aug, 2015 @ 12:16pm 
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Qweakster 4 Jul, 2015 @ 9:36am 
Yes
Dr. Useless 4 Aug, 2014 @ 1:31pm 
it should have the same effect as jarate, but sniper gets extra speed for 5 sec to run away!
-Chickenman- 26 Apr, 2014 @ 2:44am 
Its awesome :D
fredvårek' 21 Feb, 2014 @ 7:25am 
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Hobbs 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
why dont you just make it a reskin?
Hobbs 20 Feb, 2014 @ 2:30pm 
perfect, hence my name
佛山一中吴彦祖 14 Feb, 2014 @ 10:10pm 
It need to be added! How nice it is !
Bugs 4 Teeth 14 Feb, 2014 @ 7:41pm 
mister cavs types like a handicapped child
Generic user 12 Feb, 2014 @ 8:13pm 
Genius!
Axer 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:10am 
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Axer 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:10am 
a idea.
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Shoulders 11 Feb, 2014 @ 9:31am 
Yes, yes it is my choice.
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EnderWarlock 8 Feb, 2014 @ 7:16am 
need to be added
Broken Cereal√ 7 Feb, 2014 @ 6:55pm 
Good god this is the best item I've ever seen!
Swankster 6 Feb, 2014 @ 12:11pm 
Hah, a Jarate replacement. Or skin. I get it.

The idea of Jarate then run away so someone else can take the enemy out. Its true, too true.

Yeah this would be used mostly for yuks, or yolks, and when I first saw it, I figured it would belong more to the Scout, for his running around and whatnot. Might suit him more.
Gekky 5 Feb, 2014 @ 12:54pm 
Ai luv it
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James From HR 3 Feb, 2014 @ 2:20pm 
YES! This would be a great weapon for the scout! It would be like jarate, except it slows down opponents temporarily! So many times I've seen scout battles last on for ages since they're both too fast and dodging each other's bullets, so this would be a great Scout counter for scouts!
James From HR 3 Feb, 2014 @ 2:19pm 
I love this! but I would picture this as a scout secondary....
fentanyl george 1 Feb, 2014 @ 7:52pm 
skin?
Alcom 30 Jan, 2014 @ 1:22pm 
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Mo' Cake 28 Jan, 2014 @ 2:20am 
Shouldn't replace jarate, but its nice to throw eggs.
MrSonicGamer 26 Jan, 2014 @ 7:35pm 
THIS IS EGGTASTIC!!! :D
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Beaf 7 Dec, 2013 @ 7:48am 
this should be a pyro, demo, and soldier grenad replacement
Angel 1 Jan, 2013 @ 8:22pm 
Would this be called Eggrate, Egg based karate?
I think it is awesome either way, but I'm just curious.
Messedup Murphy 20 May, 2012 @ 10:42am 
ah the egg...killing scootaloo before she hatches. priceless
ALI=3NS 13 May, 2012 @ 12:03am 
I Make A Mean Scrabled Egg BTW.
Cool 12 May, 2012 @ 8:38am 
but i like throwing piss at people :( though if you give it a different animation and actual yolk spill this might work.
ALI=3NS 12 May, 2012 @ 3:01am 
Pyro Does Extra Damage When Covered? (Cooked Egg Refference)
I Burn Nice Things 11 May, 2012 @ 7:34pm 
This is eggsactly what I need.
hanq 11 May, 2012 @ 6:39pm 
Please read the description everyone. *jarate replacement*
Olright 11 May, 2012 @ 11:34am 
Good Idea, and simple like an egg )
SpyKrueger 11 May, 2012 @ 11:06am 
Interesting...
But, what would it's effects be?
Jung Metro 10 May, 2012 @ 3:35pm 
Cool! It's like jarate but should be white and have a yolk in the middle of your screen!
♥ Noelle ♥ 10 May, 2012 @ 2:53pm 
They're PETA, they go mad over everything even remotely related to animals.
Pikdummi 10 May, 2012 @ 2:43pm 
Why would an unfertilized egg in a videogame be grounds for a group as stupid as PETA to do something?
♥ Noelle ♥ 10 May, 2012 @ 8:23am 
PETA will have your @ss for this. Otherwise, good job, although the model is rather simple xD
mettrik 9 May, 2012 @ 9:11pm 
Must be a Emu one then.
Liquidator Brunt F.C.A. 9 May, 2012 @ 8:46pm 
Thats one huge egg
mettrik 9 May, 2012 @ 6:17pm 
In my opinion,this shouldn't be a weapon. But a misc! It could hang out of sniper's pocket,and maybe have a baby bird'shead sticking out? Like,you know it hatched.
Argy :3 9 May, 2012 @ 9:03am 
Nnnnnnrrrrrgggghhhhh
Mad Bongos 8 May, 2012 @ 8:50pm 
i bet everyone can savely asume those are emu eggs...