Mount & Blade: Warband

Mount & Blade: Warband

Zombies and Pirates 2 The Awakening of the Zombies and The Pirates, but this time it's personal
134 Comments
Edward 1 Jan @ 1:05pm 
please come to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, only he saves, this is sinful, dont reject how god made you human and man or female, repent and ask forgiveness to Jesus christ please and dont use ai for it is a tool of satan to hide. Our lord and savior jesus christ, repent and ask forgiveness to Jesus christ please
Skipio777 29 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39pm 
Good grief. What have I done by playing this mod?
wolph 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm 
always gotta go back and remind myself of this banger
ibuprofendestroyer 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:21pm 
1st comment in 2022
wildsalmon2 7 Dec, 2020 @ 8:56pm 
add rocks retextured brown and renamed "poop" for 30,000 Denars that do no damage :Dosh: :Dosh: :Dosh: :Dosh:
nelson 29 Sep, 2020 @ 12:22am 
I'll drink from your skull Jimbo.
Ayden1A1 19 May, 2019 @ 1:49am 
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
BISMARK 7 May, 2019 @ 10:34am 
lil peep(
Mechanical Bush 7 Jan, 2019 @ 3:59am 
4/5, you need to mess upp the maps in the game like seiges and villages to make it more BAD.
Also replace all music with earexploder 9000.
OwenVSH 1 Jan, 2019 @ 7:59pm 
Oh and you have got to put a mohawk as a character hair style. Or like the 80's punker spike hair! And face paint!! Hi heel boots!! Rainbow skin colors!!! You swishes aught to be into rainbows yeah?
OwenVSH 1 Jan, 2019 @ 7:55pm 
Totaly didn't realise you folks were gay. My bad. Still though...like how about some crazy half naked, Heavy Metal, spiked shoulder plate type out fits for characters? And maybe like, i dunno, some kind of drugs for the improvement of moral? And Laser beams from peoples eye balls as like, a weapon in the shops!?! Freakin' laser beam eyes bro!! Oh and i'm actually 50 but i'm very imature for my age.
CSP_GTP2  [author] 27 Dec, 2018 @ 1:21pm 
NPC unbased, bluepilled, next comment
CSP_GTP2  [author] 27 Dec, 2018 @ 1:20pm 
OwenVSH Are you ten years old? Here is a solid and resounding 'no' to literally all of your ideas.

(dumb hetero OWNED by cspgamergang)
OwenVSH 22 Dec, 2018 @ 9:09am 
Okay. First; you need to put armies of unarmed and unclothed women randomly walking around looking for fights. Crazed Femenist Mob. You need to make all the rocks the farmers throw glow red or orange. Like the cheri on a lit spliff. You need to make the horses bizzar patterns and colors. You need and i mean need to make some sexy outfits for femal characters and companions. And last you need to put some crystal meth or something to keep my troops hi and happy...oh wait...
Discord Mod ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 17 Dec, 2018 @ 8:03am 
did a 5 yeard old make this ''mod'' ?
Mechanical Bush 12 Dec, 2018 @ 6:56am 
*s̷̟̺̝͖̣̹͐̈̔̕͝t̶̢̨͈͂a̵͎͆͋̌̚ŗ̴̡̼̠̗͒̆̒͊͊̽͌̿̓͜e̶̦̥̊̎̈͌̕ ̶̨̨̩̝̯̤̟̑̈́͂̑̈́̎͘̚͝į̸̣͔̬̣̯͗̄͆͐͌̚̚n̷̝̒͌͑́̚͘͝ṫ̴̢̤̟͇̦̀̅͛͛õ̷͓̜̰̿͒͘͠ͅ ̵̭͒̉͐͋̋͠t̴̨̛̯͓̮̰̣̽̂̽̇͋͒̒̚h̴͍̙̙͔̀̓̚̚͝͝è̴͈̖͚̰͕͈̝̂͌͂͂͘ͅ ̷̨̜͐̑͊̌͆̾̾͑e̵͖̘̞̰̙͆̌ȳ̴̡̯̰̮̥̓̔̈́͠ẹ̸͍͑͐̒̒̀͗ ̶͎̰̣̬̀͊̈̔̊̀͛̑ỏ̵̙̖̲̠̳̥̱́f̷̢̠̱̺͓̘̽͛̕͜ ̸̟͔̥̠͔͔̂͝ͅṱ̴̢͈̼͖̔̅̄̚̕͠h̵͕̟̮̟͖̜̃̀͊́͌́͜͝ĕ̵̻̫͔͕͉̘̀̆̈̎̄̇͊̄ ̶̼̀͊͌̈́o̴̮̗̹̯̥̦͚͇̓͆̂̾̚͠ͅc̷̪͉̖̞͒͋͊͆e̴̡͓̣̖̩͐̓̒̃̑̃͒̑͠ͅa̸͍̙͓̮̺̤̎̊ṋ̷͈̞̝͎͔̫̤͈̑̓̅͒͋͘ copy and paste*
ELTURO 20 Nov, 2018 @ 7:35pm 
add a playable stan lee then its 10/10 rn its 9.5/10
scritchscratch 17 Oct, 2018 @ 9:16pm 
s̷̟̺̝͖̣̹͐̈̔̕͝t̶̢̨͈͂a̵͎͆͋̌̚ŗ̴̡̼̠̗͒̆̒͊͊̽͌̿̓͜e̶̦̥̊̎̈͌̕ ̶̨̨̩̝̯̤̟̑̈́͂̑̈́̎͘̚͝į̸̣͔̬̣̯͗̄͆͐͌̚̚n̷̝̒͌͑́̚͘͝ṫ̴̢̤̟͇̦̀̅͛͛õ̷͓̜̰̿͒͘͠ͅ ̵̭͒̉͐͋̋͠t̴̨̛̯͓̮̰̣̽̂̽̇͋͒̒̚h̴͍̙̙͔̀̓̚̚͝͝è̴͈̖͚̰͕͈̝̂͌͂͂͘ͅ ̷̨̜͐̑͊̌͆̾̾͑e̵͖̘̞̰̙͆̌ȳ̴̡̯̰̮̥̓̔̈́͠ẹ̸͍͑͐̒̒̀͗ ̶͎̰̣̬̀͊̈̔̊̀͛̑ỏ̵̙̖̲̠̳̥̱́f̷̢̠̱̺͓̘̽͛̕͜ ̸̟͔̥̠͔͔̂͝ͅṱ̴̢͈̼͖̔̅̄̚̕͠h̵͕̟̮̟͖̜̃̀͊́͌́͜͝ĕ̵̻̫͔͕͉̘̀̆̈̎̄̇͊̄ ̶̼̀͊͌̈́o̴̮̗̹̯̥̦͚͇̓͆̂̾̚͠ͅc̷̪͉̖̞͒͋͊͆e̴̡͓̣̖̩͐̓̒̃̑̃͒̑͠ͅa̸͍̙͓̮̺̤̎̊ṋ̷͈̞̝͎͔̫̤͈̑̓̅͒͋͘
scritchscratch 17 Oct, 2018 @ 9:15pm 
update, there are about 13 people trying to kick my d̸o̷o̸r̵ ̴d̶o̵w̵n̷,̷ ̴i̵ ̸d̷o̸n̴t̴ ̶k̴n̶o̴w̶ ̵w̸h̶a̶t̷ ̷t̶h̵e̸y̴ ̶w̴a̴n̷t̷ they're chanting this wierd la̵n̸g̶u̵a̴g̴e̷, something along the lines of ȯ̶̰̹͚͋́̄̓͛͠n̵̛̪̦̫̈́̈́͐̄͌̀͜͠i̷̞͑̐̌̐̓͌̚-̵͚͍̺̞̗̓́͑͗̈́c̶̺͕̜͔̭̟͖͗͛̎̄͛̉̕h̵͍̞̽̉̎̿̈́̔͜͝a̵̘̥͊͝͠ͅȧ̷̤͉̀̏͌a̸̛̦̘͑̽̄͂ä̵͉̝̲̝̗͋̓̆͠á̴̦͓͉͙̟̪̺̝̾́̈́͆̍̂̎n̸̗͝!̵̖̬͖͇͈̭͍͊̓́̐̈́̊͌ͅ~̷̘͎̙̫͙̭̥̫̌̌̕ , i dont have much time, please help me



scritchscratch 17 Oct, 2018 @ 9:06pm 
i've been truly enlightened by this experience, not only have i grown a successful meth cartel, but i've become a sentient being, known as 86ru76tiubi, the negro master
Blessed 7 Oct, 2018 @ 4:40pm 
why
CSP_GTP2  [author] 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:03pm 
hello everyone. also pee
Oh, Mein Gott! 16 Sep, 2018 @ 8:18am 
Pff Kremówką and Pomarańczą better
Skyrim Gaming 31 Aug, 2018 @ 3:40pm 
yes
Kozi 31 Aug, 2018 @ 2:02pm 
add assault rifles
Kindachrispy 29 Aug, 2018 @ 10:42pm 
This honestly, swear to god is better then like atleast 10% of the other mods, it's hilarious
Jeo Cargo 21 Aug, 2018 @ 4:02pm 
i ate my kids
opa 17 Aug, 2018 @ 2:57am 
my wife is dead
dande 12 Aug, 2018 @ 10:55am 
wtf is this
twackburn 26 Jul, 2018 @ 4:11pm 
Wow, I would love to fuk the monkey. 10/10
Feegaro 16 Jul, 2018 @ 2:09am 
10\10 would OOF again
CSP_GTP2  [author] 15 Jul, 2018 @ 7:30pm 
@Delego gets it
HN12 15 Jul, 2018 @ 7:25pm 
Forget Diplomacy, Nova Aetas, Floris, Freelancer, and all that other bullshit. This is the top mod for Warband.
Skyrim Gaming 14 Jul, 2018 @ 12:09pm 
This shit again
Father Stack 14 Jul, 2018 @ 4:36am 
Girl: Do you think I'm beautiful?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
john gamer 13 Jul, 2018 @ 6:40pm 
garbo. funny, but garbo
Gen 12 Jul, 2018 @ 7:36pm 
why
seal4real 11 Jul, 2018 @ 11:26pm 
This is fucking great :warlord:
che 10 Jul, 2018 @ 12:09am 
why
Dopamine.Seek3r 9 Jul, 2018 @ 9:34pm 
You killed Harlaus? the great butterlord? HE SHALL BE AVENGED!
Bacon B. 8 Jul, 2018 @ 11:47pm 
fugin awesome m80.
ghoststudr 8 Jul, 2018 @ 8:47pm 
can u add guns thx
Meihem 8 Jul, 2018 @ 1:40pm 
IS THAT LOSS?! BURN HERETIC
Murky 8 Jul, 2018 @ 1:23pm 
Wtf is this Mod hahahahahahah the first picture with jimmy neutron's dad had me dying.
Pokesus 8 Jul, 2018 @ 1:19pm 
best mod ever, take my ass and fuck it hard.
[Zorx]-KizzouUl 8 Jul, 2018 @ 9:16am 
Drug
I'm The Fun One 7 Jul, 2018 @ 8:32pm 
I am confusion America explain
CSP_GTP2  [author] 7 Jul, 2018 @ 8:03pm 
@[DN] ANDYS REVENGE because you cheaterd
I'm The Fun One 7 Jul, 2018 @ 7:17pm 
Why does it say I cheated after every fight I won?
Skyrim Gaming 7 Jul, 2018 @ 7:13pm 
Secks Dog