Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Festive Fruitcake
100 Comments
VODKARULZ 17 Jan @ 7:45pm 
Terrifying, would be great to intimate enemies with.
phil_holes48 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am 
garlic bread with nipples, this is amazing
Freak Beast 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:59pm 
It has been 9 years since this workshop's creation and fruitcake still plagues the earth. What a sad world we live in. If only Valve was brave enough to speak the truth about fruitcake.
Bashame Meme 3 Jun, 2021 @ 12:26pm 
You couldn't help it and found the latest comment. Congrats
Banjo34 3 Jun, 2017 @ 7:22pm 
I like fuitcake though....... :(
dickdome 18 Jan, 2017 @ 12:12am 
I think it should just be a sandvich reskin
Rancho Relaxer 17 Jan, 2017 @ 6:16am 
Deals minor damage and knockback when thrown at enemies? (Cause fruitcakes are hard...)
Grants Single Large Health boost on pickup and use and minor speed de-buff?
Michael B. Schwartzin' 14 Nov, 2015 @ 6:54am 
this is awesome pls add
Timothy_Mark 2 Sep, 2015 @ 3:18pm 
is this the reskin of the dalokas bar?... if it is please add a download link :)
Lone Wanderer Jack 2 Sep, 2015 @ 2:10pm 
this is my fruitcake youre not welcome in my FRUITCAKE !
lichen 15 May, 2015 @ 7:29pm 
Best description :D
Scorpius 13 Apr, 2015 @ 7:36pm 
Nice design but he's right⬇️ Best you save this for the Holidays same thing I'm gonna do with my festive season since they tend to be more popular during the winter holidays
Dr. Useless 3 Aug, 2014 @ 9:12am 
This is a christmas themed item (duh!) so i suggest that if you add this valve, add it THIS christmas...or haunika or whatever you do -shrug-
[TRG] SuperItalienNerd 16 Mar, 2014 @ 11:17am 
this must be a item valve talking to you gabe
Scout 2 Mar, 2014 @ 4:09pm 
AWESOME I LOVE WINTER AND WINTER HOLIDAYS
Raccoone 31 Jan, 2014 @ 9:22am 
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Chad 22 Apr, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
u should add a style that changes it from good looking to bad looking but still heals u
Adam 22 Apr, 2013 @ 8:51am 
GO valve add this item!
Fig 21 Jan, 2013 @ 2:10am 
I like fruitcake, and everyone does.

I hate that fruitcake.

Hope this approves.
AirplaneLavatory 1 Jan, 2013 @ 6:26pm 
more like sheperds pie :P
HydroFrog64 22 Dec, 2012 @ 7:40pm 
@Christmas_In_Lawlington_DC
Essentially what fruit cake is.
HydroFrog64 22 Dec, 2012 @ 7:40pm 
3 seconds of rage for the price of -60hp? seems a little under powered but then again it's FUCKING FRUIT CAKE.
๊CheemCheemZ 22 Dec, 2012 @ 4:18pm 
Sorry that i'm picky but it looks like throw up in hollow poo.
chowmeinpie 22 Dec, 2012 @ 2:25pm 
ME GUSTA
Ana 22 Dec, 2012 @ 9:09am 
pizza toast :p
MickyMerc 21 Dec, 2012 @ 11:30am 
Jim Gaffigan approves.
Edgeward 20 Dec, 2012 @ 3:42pm 
use in melee slot, no one likes fruit cake.
technodorito 20 Dec, 2012 @ 1:01pm 
That's hillarious! I hope they but it in the actual game!
Roundabout 19 Dec, 2012 @ 9:30pm 
5 seconds of Ubercharge, then immediate death.
Must kill foes to build charge for use.
TheWonderSock 19 Dec, 2012 @ 6:55pm 
Festive Fruitcake
Level 10 Festive Lunch Box
-50% Max health
+10 Health regen per second
100% Mini-Crit chance
Game. 19 Dec, 2012 @ 5:29pm 
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Takehaya3 19 Dec, 2012 @ 12:26am 
NO FRUITCAKE IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!1
Pork Chop 18 Dec, 2012 @ 8:27pm 
Right click to drop

+ On enemy pickup: Poison effect for 30 seconds

+ On enemy pickup: 50% Chance of projectile vomiting
I'm gonna brown 18 Dec, 2012 @ 7:53pm 
OH GOD YES, PLEASE GOD YES
End! 18 Dec, 2012 @ 6:05pm 
OMG! TF2 Should Put This In The Game! For This Year Christmas!
Axel 18 Dec, 2012 @ 3:37pm 
don't eat it, you might break your teeth.
beat people with it.
Hauntdawg 18 Dec, 2012 @ 10:58am 
Am I the only one here who likes fruitcake?

Also, this could just be a Sandvich reskin with additional voice lines.
Crime Dad 18 Dec, 2012 @ 6:08am 
i think its hilarious, and would enjoy the special voice acting. i think i would prefer it if it was just a reskin of the sandvich tho with no special item abilities imo.
solidpat221 18 Dec, 2012 @ 1:02am 
With the humor behind this wep, I can see this getting in!

My stat idea:

On eat:
-50 max health for 15 seconds
-minicrits enabled during those 15 seconds
Sakura Bakushin O 17 Dec, 2012 @ 6:56pm 
3 seconds isn't long enough to let you walk on the battlefield with crits. That would be a suckish sandvich.
Medium Mack 17 Dec, 2012 @ 1:18pm 
Looks nasty....
Cosmic Coyote 17 Dec, 2012 @ 12:35pm 
I love this! But...god. Why would you do that to yourself heavy?
nergncan 17 Dec, 2012 @ 11:03am 
does not look so good
El Pollo Santos (chicken/saint) 17 Dec, 2012 @ 10:45am 
Think that it would work if Crit started on mini-gun spinup, maybe extend it to 5 secs of Mini-crits
Giant Hat 17 Dec, 2012 @ 12:02am 
That is a silly stat suggestion. Buffalo Steak and KGB give crits (wthout injuring you either), and 3 seconds isn't enough for the minigun-wielding Heavy.
What if this was a consumable that went in the Melee slot? Or induced a Concheror style effect fo the user (including teammates who ate a drop)? At the very least, it could be a Sandvich reskin that activated Christmasvision.
Mickey "Public Domain" Mouse 16 Dec, 2012 @ 8:09pm 
@RuslanCodeLyoko because fruitcakes are basically edible bricks
HerrDave 16 Dec, 2012 @ 10:54am 
FrUUUIT CAEK and AYE going to KEEK YOHR ASX
Pointprince 16 Dec, 2012 @ 8:50am 
really good christmas secondary for the heavy, but probably change the item details cuz it doesn't look like something i would buy at the mann co store :P