I fixed it :)

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Seriously this is a big issue and if you just write it off as "it doesn't concern me" or "it's not that bad" or any of those "I have bigger problems in my life" things, you're wrong, this thing IS going to change your life if you don't help preventing it.
So do something.

-the guards now have chests with their private stuff hidden in some cities,you can open them with the keys you get from the guards
-added even the last little item that at least barely makes sense to the guard inventories
-finally fixed that soldiers are not affected by the mod (hopefully)
-mini-announcement: I may actually make a spell version of this mod to make some guards obtain magic

-made guards have keys like normal people do
-made guard cannibals and guard demon summoners appear less frequently
-more emotional stuff to prevent people from killing guards
-made some guards actually wield good weapons like every normal person would
-balanced the loot intensity
-still waiting for people to find out about the other 3 eastereggs

-uploaded the update twice by accident

-Added more marriage stuff
-Added more Evil stuff
-Added more regular stuff
-Added a big surprise
-Made the guards able to really rarely have more than just 1 special item,reaches from 1 to infinite,the higher the amount,the tinier the possibility
-Added Description
-Added McBook

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