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Paladinner

Combat gluttony! Combat, in this instance, is an adjective instead of a noun or a verb - you will not be fighting gluttony, you will be using it for violent ends. Vampires need not apply. Who ever heard of a vampire paladin anyway? [UPDATED]

"Paladinner" is a [NOW WARRIOR] skill tree based around righteousness and a reckless disregard for healthy eating habits. You gain added effects from eating food, but be warned, because the more religious your holy feasting becomes, the more mana it sucks away from you. Holy rituals do not come cheap, after all!

[Apr 22 2013] So, I have finally gotten around to fixing this. Apparently there was a bug where the first skill wouldn't do anything any more? I have changed that so it won't happen. Furthermore, CotWL introduced the "consumeanything" tag, which now is all over Adventuring Chef. I changed it to be a spell that requires mana, though, so it's not like you can spam it willy nilly. Also, it can only grant the lowest heal over time. Furthermore, AT LONG LAST, this is a Warrior skill now. Lastly, the mana-destroying effect of the various skills has been toned down at all levels. It's still there, but it shouldn't take you from full to empty on a cube of meat. [/update.]



UPDATE: Hammer of the Guts is now a buff, which allows you to proc the old PBAoE nuke when you eat something. This means it's now toggleable! Additionally, Holy Roly Poly stacks up to 3 times.



Knight Of The Round Gut: +1 righteousness resist, +1hp, -1 putrefying resist
Depending on how tasty your meal is, gain a little to a lot more regeneration from your food.

Holy Roly Poly: +1 righteousness, +1 necromantic resist, +1hp, -1 toxic resist
Gain a tiny buff (+1) to most stats after consuming an edible product! Includes perception and trap sense, but not craft skills.

A Prayer Before Eating: +1 righteousness resist, +1hp, -1 acidic resist
As everyone bows their head in deference to the Gods, a small, localized, and short-duration silence covers you and those nearby. Don't plan on casting any spells after chowing down!

Divine Feast: +1 righteousness resist, +1 necromantic resist, +1hp, -1 putrefying resist
Awesome! Eating food now gives a direct, immediate heal!

The Flatulence Of The Gods: +1 righteousness resist, +1hp, -1 toxic resist
This one is a little impolite around the dinner table. While well-fed, create a cloud of supernaturally dangerous gases from Krong, the Lutefisk God, or Inconsequentia, with small prizes for effective use! Do NOT try on an empty stomach.

Adventuring Chef: +1 righteousness resist, +1hp, -1 acidic resist
Shove anything down your throat! Swords, knives, full suits of plate mail - nothing can stop your ravenous piehole!

Hammer Of The Guts: +1 righteousness resist, +1 necromantic resist +1hp, -1 putrefying resist, -1 acidic resist, -1 toxic resist
A simple, thoughtless snack or meal will never again be yours to enjoy. The mere act of ingesting is a powerful prayer, calling forth heavenly fury around you (though sometimes they're on break themselves).