"If you've got a fear of insects, you should let a test associate know now, because we're going to be filling the enrichment sphere with about 140,000 bees. We're doing this to measure our test subjects' ability to solve problems while under extreme percei...

"Alright, we're gonna try something the lab boys are a little antsy about. Normally, one person is one person, but we're gonna try attaching a second brain to your current one, to see if we can't change that. Sounds a little scary, but if we can pull this ...

"Back when I was a little one, my mom always told me she had eyes in the back of her head. A lie to keep me out of the cookie jar. Didn't work, but when I found out she wasn't telling the truth, it got me thinking - In this next test, we're gonna attach a ...

"About a decade ago, we tried out a superconductor experiment in the hopes that it'd give people superpowers. Didn't do anything, so we're trying a different approach this time. We're going to put some electrodes in your brain and try doing some science st...

"Not every species perceives time at the same rate we do. For some of 'em, time moves much slower than it does for us, so in this next test, we're gonna try slowing down your perception of time to see if we can't match the hasty reflexes of that damn fly y...

"Our last batch of blueberry & raspberry milkshakes for the staff cafeteria were infused with a pair of chemicals in the hopes of vastly enhancing their aroma. Unfortunately, they cause rapid-onset sudden organ rupture within minutes of inhaling them. Howe...