Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2

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Halal-Lie 2 (OFFICIAL)
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Halal-Lie 2 (OFFICIAL)

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EXTRA FILES!!! (some stuff doesn't work properly, so you need to install it manually)
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Run. Don't Think. Shid. Puke. Eat.

WARNING: This "mod" contains lotsa swearing, billions of disgusting shid and memes and it's all just a giant pile of garbage 4chan humor that I do not find amusing or sexy. This mod also has nothing to do with religion, it just happened to be named Halal-Lie cuz it makes no sense just like the gameplay (it's not halal at all either).

Gondon Freakman arrives in T*tty 69, located somewhere in Poland. Sadly, it appears that everything has been f'd up by the evil Cocktor Wangass Breed from Owo in Nigeria. He and the C*mbine took over the production on Skibidi Toilet and turned it into woke garbage. They also signed a contract with Elon and made a use of his infamous technology. Elust Vagince is a proud owner of a NASA Gaming PC with hacking equipment so the gang tries to teleport into his crib to hack all of the computers in the Titadel, but of course Gondon experiences a vision of the antichrist and is forced to go on a mighty adventure to that boi's shelter on foot instead.

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GONDON FREAKMAN: Self-insert character, but legends say that he has selective mutism, but he might just be mewing his bunghole off. Gondon apparently committed war crimes in Bangladesh, but nobody can confirm that.

BANGNEY CUCKHOUN: Gondon's bestie, born in Virgin Islands. He's on FBI's watchlist for unknown reasons. He fell into a giant blue Play-Doh can as a kid and it ruined his hair forever.

COCKTOR ISSUCK KLOROX: Aka Clorox, is an old freak who's heavily into h3ntai (not really good, ya know? I prefer the cute stuff over it) and he loves his huge pubic lice Jelly Belly. Rumors say that he committed credit card fraud and illegally ran a kebab spot somewhere in Turkey durning the COVID pandemic before being tracked down by the local police department.

ANALYX VAGINCE: A non-binary thot. Everyone secretly hates her because she's a narcissistic sociopath who hates Skibidi Toilet. She has a restraining order that makes her unable to get any close to her daddy, but she doesn't care about it.

ELUST VAGINCE:

COCKTOR WANGASS BREED: A stupid, rich, bigoted, ableist, flat-earthist, racist, nerdy, geeky, uneducated, selfish, fake, anti-social, antisemitic, Roblox-supporting, Karen-like, drug-loving, Elon-loving p*do ballhole who loves NFTs, doing crypto scams and mining Bitcoin crap. He disrespects the age of consent and gambles all of his moola away. He was born under a bridge and he loves playing Valorant on Pog Days and sellin' poisoned mango flavored still water 💀

JEWISH COCKSMAN: Or Assman, is another thot. She's Breed's f*cktoy and kitchen slave. She's a stupid ass E-girl with no real life who spends her days talking to degenerates on Discord and sending them puh pics. She also drew on her face with a permanent marker to appear emo and ruined her face like a dumbo.

DADDY GRIGORIZZ: Weird ahh YTP monk who's mentally stuck in 2009 and is suffering in Detroit.

LE CUMBINE: An army of retired CIA agents who are actually just dressed-up iPad kids. They also watch Talk Tuah everyday.
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Tags (or something, cuz u can't add them to the workshop item itself)
brainrot
meme
memes
skibidi
cringe
dead memes
swearing
funny
unfunny
stupid
ytp
youtube poop
gen alpha
hawk tuah
freakman
haram
humor
zelda cdi
hotel mario
albert einstein
speen
elon
terminal 7
bird ideas
idk anymore bro
offensive
4chan
cancelable
new way of thinking
i will regret this
nektarynki

This mod also works with other Source games. You can take the "3406901318" folder from C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\workshop\content\220\3406901318 and put it in another game's files accordingly (most of the time it will be a "custom" folder, or in GMod's case it's "addons".