embelvett
santa's jolliest elf   Christmas Island
 
 
speedrunning child safety locks as if they're rubiks cubes
Recent Activity
173 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
307 hrs on record
last played on 20 Dec, 2024
6.2 hrs on record
last played on 27 Nov, 2024
Umevol 1 Jan @ 12:31am 
happy new year to a happy ♥♥♥♥♥ loser
you 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34pm 
lil crazy lil kooky guy
embelvett 29 Nov, 2024 @ 2:12am 
you wanna play a fighting game cheese?
embelvett 29 Nov, 2024 @ 2:10am 
7/11 was america's greatest tragedy
John SwagNuts 29 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am 
9/11 but for fat losers
embelvett 29 Nov, 2024 @ 2:08am 
♥♥♥♥♥ you literally play deep rock galactic all day all night no sleep you probably don't even find the time to breathe you rat bastard. in fact i'd go as far as to call you a filthy leaf loverr. that's right. get off your high horse mr 7/11 imitation with your 7 feet and 11 inches. not even a bone reduction would make you a trueborn dwarf like me, i ws in the frontlines with Gimli (from the Lord of the Rings, he was also briefly mentioned in the prequel where his bestfriend elf calls him ugly, really goes to show the nature of your kin, "buddy") so yeah don't ever comment on my profile again. my toenails are covered in soot and my beard in grease and ethanol so yeah i got that dwarf musk which you need your manly 100 in 1 shampoo to even DARE replicate. you're so pathetic it's insane we're even oomfies, you're just a tall smeagol (except that smeagol has sexy garlic breath and you smell like mowed gras which btw i'm allergic to) so YEAH. making a callout post to my fans ♥♥♥♥ THIS GUY