embelvett
santa's jolliest elf   Christmas Island
 
 
speedrunning child safety locks as if they're rubiks cubes
Viimeaikainen toiminta
yhteensä 181 tuntia
Pelattu viimeksi 3.1.
yhteensä 307 tuntia
Pelattu viimeksi 20.12.2024
yhteensä 6,2 tuntia
Pelattu viimeksi 27.11.2024
Umevol 1.1. klo 0.31 
happy new year to a happy ♥♥♥♥♥ loser
you 21.12.2024 klo 19.34 
lil crazy lil kooky guy
embelvett 29.11.2024 klo 2.12 
you wanna play a fighting game cheese?
embelvett 29.11.2024 klo 2.10 
7/11 was america's greatest tragedy
John SwagNuts 29.11.2024 klo 2.09 
9/11 but for fat losers
embelvett 29.11.2024 klo 2.08 
♥♥♥♥♥ you literally play deep rock galactic all day all night no sleep you probably don't even find the time to breathe you rat bastard. in fact i'd go as far as to call you a filthy leaf loverr. that's right. get off your high horse mr 7/11 imitation with your 7 feet and 11 inches. not even a bone reduction would make you a trueborn dwarf like me, i ws in the frontlines with Gimli (from the Lord of the Rings, he was also briefly mentioned in the prequel where his bestfriend elf calls him ugly, really goes to show the nature of your kin, "buddy") so yeah don't ever comment on my profile again. my toenails are covered in soot and my beard in grease and ethanol so yeah i got that dwarf musk which you need your manly 100 in 1 shampoo to even DARE replicate. you're so pathetic it's insane we're even oomfies, you're just a tall smeagol (except that smeagol has sexy garlic breath and you smell like mowed gras which btw i'm allergic to) so YEAH. making a callout post to my fans ♥♥♥♥ THIS GUY