Why, hello there. A most cordial greeting to you, dear wanderer of the internet. I go by Mud, though in the sprawling chaos of the world wide web, I’m more commonly found under the name IAteMud. Quite the name, I know. Best not to dwell on it. I am, in essence, a genderless child of the online realm, floating aimlessly through memes, tea, and mild existential dread. Nothing too fancy, really.

Now, when it comes to beverages, I must confess a rather passionate devotion to iced tea. A masterpiece in liquid form. And water sweet, dependable water is, in my opinion, criminally underrated. It's the quiet overachiever of hydration, and I respect that deeply.

As for my hobbies, they’re few but delightfully chaotic. I’m particularly fond of Doki Doki Literature Club, that disturbingly adorable little game full of poetry and emotional trauma. And yes, I’ve earned something of a reputation for digitally launching my friends off cliffs. It’s all in good fun, of course. These days, about 90% of my comment section consists of those same friends yelling at me about it though if you ask me, the theatrics are half the joy. Serves them right, the dramatic lot.

Truth be told, I don’t really have any solid interests. I do, however, possess a very sincere and heartfelt desire to drown in kebabs. Don’t ask. Or do. Either way, I shan’t be explaining it properly.

And just because I talk a bit like an NPC or a main character that’s been left idle for too long doesn’t mean I think I’m one. I’m self-aware, thank you very much. Now go on feel my sigma power! (…Sorry. Actually, no, I’m not.)

Anyway, that’s me. A bit chaotic, mildly unhinged, and almost always hydrated.