I'm just a humble Floridian gamer who happens to like expensive items, despite not being able to afford them. I'm a silly pervert who loves to crack naughty jokes for the hell of it, but don't think that it means I like you in that way... I'm married and happily so. I mainly play Team Fortress 2, Bloons TD6, and Minecraft, and I make mediocre videos :D

If you wanna friend me, give a reason why in the comments, I'm not gonna add you just because you say "heey added ;3". Also, don't drag me into your beef with other people. Unless I develop a sense of caring about you, I won't bother intervening.

Do not, under any circumstances, try to get me to erotic roleplay with you. I don't do that. Don't ask me to dm you on discord, or steam call unless I've known you for a while, and dont pretend to be my friend for clout.

And again. Don't friend me unless you want to stay friends. I don't take losing friends very well, and I don't need the stress.