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Stop… Should I tell him how I feel about him?
Nah… 😔 Please don’t. Please don’t.
No, then he’ll know I’m a simb 😩💔
I know what I’ll do! I’ll win him over with my gameplay! 🎯😎
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this dude on about?
WOAH!!! That was weird…
It’s almost like they can hear my thoughts 😵
But that’s impossible.
My teammates seem cool, and I’m letting them down 😞
Better start trying harder. 💪
My rizz quirk is usually stronger,
but the last femboy depleted my powers 😓
Once my powers regenerate… then I can go level 1000 and become Super Rizzler 💥
998… 999… 1000!
HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😩😩😩
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have cried to your profile has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may cry to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:
You have an upsetting pfp,
You played poorly in a game on my team,
Your account was aesthetically excruciating.
Am I obligated to cry to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned sobbing, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.
How can I get more people to cry to my profile in the future?
Accept the insult and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to cry as long as your profile upsets me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:
You have an attractive pfp,
You played well in a game on my team,
Your account was aesthetically pleasing.
Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.
How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.