We interrupt this bassline party with a breaking news announcement
This afternoon, a lustrous, suspected to have creepily approached a girl on top of passing out drunk promptly after..
Was arrested and charged with the misdemeanors of talking to girls and sleeping on the road -
Self-proclaimed romantic candidate, Phoscinna was apprehended by the authorities
Suspect testifies the following:
"Alright, I admit I was creepy, but even I want to talk to a cute girl!"
"I want to! I want to! I want to! It's not fair!! It's not fair!! It's not fair.. *pouting*"- It is believed that the suspect pleads guilty to their suspected crimes..
This concludes the report.