Penis Club rules

1st RULE: You do not talk about PENIS CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PENIS CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the PENIS is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a PENIS.

5th RULE: One PENIS at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: PENISES will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at PENIS CLUB, you HAVE to PENIS.

Salutations brethren. Let’s hit the Bodangle and breeze the easy in unison in the near future. We-tang forever.

Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.