Why so PRO?

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⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣄
⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⣠⣴⣾⣷⣿⣷⠾⢷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡷
⠀⠀⠈⢿⡿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣾⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠙⠿⡿⢆⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠹⣷⣤⣤⣄⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⢀⣀⣈⣉⣉⣉⣙⣁⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣷⠈⠉⠙⠛⢻⣭⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⡿⠇⠻⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠇

Beware he is on some "saste nashe" these days. May try to suck ur Schlong

Yesterday in the middle of the night he called saying "It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.... "

3 hours after contact I noticed his van parked on my street but he has not exited the car since its arrival. It has a banner on the back "free Blowjobs ".
3 dudes have already fallen for it and have been sucked dry.
I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power he may have stumbled upon. Last I checked he was shoving his d**k up his Ass.

⠉⠉⠉⢉⣩⣷⢿⣿⠿⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣻⣍⠉⠉⠉⠉
⠄⠄⣠⠃⠄⠈⠛⠄⠄⠄⢸⣦⣿⡞⣿⣿⣿⣽⣷⢿⣧⡀⠄⠄
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⣿⣿⠢⣾⠄⣿⣿⣿⢿⢘⡳⡎⢿⢸⡇⣿⡇⣿⣿⢿⡿⠄⠄⠄
⢹⢹⣀⢿⡆⣿⣺⣿⣤⣼⣵⣿⣎⠄⡇⣿⣧⣿⣿⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄
⣸⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠟⠻⣿⣄⢱⣿⣼⡿⣿⣸⡇⠄⠄⠄
⡿⡇⢹⣩⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⢇⣾⢧⣿⢣⡟⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄
⡇⢻⡀⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣾⡟⣼⠏⢸⢧⣇⢿⣦⠄⠄
⣷⠈⢧⣿⣿⡏⠉⠁⠈⢻⣿⡿⣾⣿⢡⠋⠄⣼⠸⣿⡘⣿⣕⢄
⡟⠄⠈⣮⠻⣷⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⠇⣿⡇⠄⠄⢰⠇⠄⢿⣷⠘⢿⣮
⡇⠄⠄⠄⢇⠈⠛⠛⠋⠉⠄⠄⠹⡇⠄⢠⢯⠁⠄⠈⢿⣷⡈⢿
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⢡⠰⠁⣰⢏⣴⣶⣿⢷⣄⡀⠄⠄⢠⢹⣆⣴⣷⣶⣶⠦⠄⠈⢇

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Hey, this is Phil from the small wiener club, sorry I got back to you so late. I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I looking at your ♥♥♥♥ is MASSIVE. I mean the sheer G I R T H and juiciness alone is just ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso, you could probably stand on it like a tripod; and that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are. But unfortunately it does appear like your going to have to take that ginormous SCHMEAT uhh somewhere else, but thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.


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