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The soup tastes like shít now, the cannibals were not happy. Looks like its strgzr's last laugh (as well as the last poop)

I pooped my pants at your joke.
@bobo_yoga

A group of explorers are walking in the jungle and they get captured by a group of vicious cannibals.

The Cannibals bag them up and proceed to take them back to their camp to get them ready for cooking.

The cannibals have a giant pot which they fill with water and begin to light a fire underneath before they add the explores one by one.

After a short while, when the water is beginning to bubble and everything is getting a little too warm for comfort, one of the explorers begins to laugh.

"Strgzr" Says one of the other explorers, "How can you laugh at a time like this?"

Strgzr turns to him with a straight face and says, "They thought they were having human broth, but I've just made it in to jizz soup, I have been Edging for a year while playing Lust Goddess. The whole carrot they just put in the soup , I jammed it up my ass, I am about to have the ultimate coom"!

Why so PRO?