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Recent reviews by TheSkimMilkGorilla

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1.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's more of a puzzle game that a roguelike. You have to rely on planning and pure luck, but you can usually do pretty well with what you're given. I do wish it had more roguelike elements. There's really not much in the way of upgrades. You can't upgrade the character at all. Also, I've only unlocked the second character, but that guy is *useless.*
Posted 17 July, 2023.
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75.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I mean. It's fun, but the rumba's are overpowered and make the game noninteractive. I use this game as a screensaver.
Posted 15 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It used to be fun, but I stopped playing about a year ago. The difficulty, even on the easiest difficulty, is just too much. The enemy gets catapults and stuff so quickly, they buffed peasants, nerfed friendlies. It's just too extreme.
Posted 2 June, 2023.
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0.6 hrs on record
I was thoroughly disappointed. The game feels clunky. This is like a bigger warfare 1911 (from amorgames.com remember?) but Warfare 1911 does it 1,000,000% (one million percent) better.
Posted 2 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
78.8 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Yes. We need to update the pathfinding. Maps like troy are impossible to use because there is a river surrounding the city that millions of troops just melt in. Also, the WWII map is almost useless because you lack the accuracy to place them in the trenches and the trenches themselves don't work as expected. There's also invisible walls preventing cool things like using bunkers and buildings, but all things accounted for. Yes. Buy it

Update 09 September 2023

The game has been abandoned/is dead. It's a fun toy, but I'm gunna thumbsdown it till the devs decide to give a ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 29 August, 2022. Last edited 10 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
54.2 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
Yes. Very much.
Posted 21 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.9 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Get an autoclicker
Posted 15 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
58.6 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
So, after sometime playing this game, through early access and all, I'm kinda disappointed. This game will be spectacular if that modding community gets a hold of it. However, more time was spent developing the story over the actual game. Not a bad thing! However, the story is subpar and this a grinding game. So, the story is artificially stretched out. ALSO. THIS GAME WOULD BE INFINITELY MORE FUN IF THEY CHANGE HOW DEPRESSURIZING WORKS. It's so broken. There's no way, NO WAY, atmospheric pressure being released would cause a ship, designed for FTL travel, to disintegrate. It's frustrating and unfair. On top of that, it's never explained. Is there a RNG to decide if it's catastrophic or not? Because I've had DEVASTATING explosions from tiny rooms due to atmospheric pressure. Not from fuel or anything! Just. Air. What. The. F***.

I'm back! A few months later. I'm trying to play this game again... and I'm not touching it until atmospheric pressure BS gets removed or modded out.
Posted 1 June, 2022. Last edited 7 July, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
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117.2 hrs on record
Yaknow, with 117 hours of gameplay, I never ENJOYED myself. Like. This game is boring. It's just too... flashy. Too noisy. It's not fun. The animations? Garbage. The maps? Garbage. The sieges?!?!?!? Garbage. All the stats and everything just make everything too cluttered and complicated to enjoy. I'm not saying it's hard complicated, I'm saying it doesn't need to exist.
Posted 29 April, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
SO!! I actually pirated this game first, because... after a few years of development and it still looks like a weekend project? Meh. But once I started playing, christ. Then I started modding??? Christ! This has that olllldd school Battlefront 2 field. Remember that star wars game? One of the greatest games ever made? Yeah, that one. It's so much fun! Therefor, I bought the game to support the dev. Especially since he hasn't abandoned it.
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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