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Recent reviews by TheSkimMilkGorilla

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1 person found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I mean. They're working on it? But there are better options when looking for this type of game. The interface is painful to use.
Posted 1 September.
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37 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
CA has lost it. What made their games special. I wanna enjoy this, badly. But the battles are so... cartoony and goofy. Shogun 2 is the ultimate version of Total War. Historically accurate, fun gritty battles, none of the settlement nonsense of modern total war.
Posted 29 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
I LOVE battlefield, but this game is dead as ♥♥♥♥. The few servers that do exist are full of superrr sweaty guys. We're talking 60/3 k/ds.
Posted 7 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
876.3 hrs on record
I would if they had a tactical pause.

Also, I do not have 876 hours on this game. I have no idea where that number came from? I have like maybe 15.
Posted 1 August.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
This game is wildly and unfairly difficult. I don't want to play meta and be sweaty. I wanna turtle.
Posted 1 August.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I'm here to combat the overwhelming number of negative reviews on an *ALPHA* game. People saying "they might abandon it like they did medieval engineers!" Yeah, they did that because Space Engineers was vastly more popular and it was what they wanted to focus on. Does it suck? Yes. Did I want Space Engineers more? Again, yes. Also, you can't downvote a game this early in it's development. They literally add updates every week introducing everything they finished prior. Most of the reviews are good, but they're like "I can't recommend it now because it's not finished." Yeah. Then just the ♥♥♥♥ up? Instead of downvoting and potentially preventing people from buying games. There's a solid chance if I see "mixed reviews" I personally just move on. This game is gunna be amazing.
Posted 26 July.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
18.1 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
I mean. It's fun. It needs QoL updates, but they're working on it. I'll give it beans / 10.
Posted 26 July.
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9.3 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
I think it's fun. The turns could be adjusted to be longer though
Posted 19 July.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
It COULD be fun. It needs quite a bit of polish, better explanations, and better Ui+controls., but it has the bones of an amazing game. It came out in 2019 and the updates make me think its been forgotten about.
Posted 19 July.
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8.6 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
If you're really into 40k, I say it's worth it just to look at. Outside of that, it's kinda boring? The missions are exactly the same over and over, you don't *feel* like a powerhouse? Something is missing. Gunplay reminds me of like 2008. Enemies don't even flinch when hit with bolter rounds, which are like the side of fists. Go play helldivers. Much better in every aspect except worldbuilding (40k wins) and pvp (HD2 doesn't have any)
Posted 15 July. Last edited 15 July.
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