Käyttäjän 布里丹之驴 POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 31.12.2019 klo 19.43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 1.2.2020 klo 13.54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 1.2.2020 klo 13.35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 2.2.2020 klo 12.46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Avattu 8.2.2020 klo 13.52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 2.2.2020 klo 13.45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 3.2.2020 klo 12.35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 6.2.2020 klo 11.52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 13.14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 8.2.2020 klo 10.41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 8.2.2020 klo 14.43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 9.2.2020 klo 13.57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 9.2.2020 klo 13.33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 8.2.2020 klo 8.47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 6.2.2020 klo 11.22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 14.14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 13.13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 5.2.2020 klo 14.50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 13.40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 6.2.2020 klo 11.03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 31.1.2020 klo 13.16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 6.15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 5.2.2020 klo 14.48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 5.2.2020 klo 14.44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 14.23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 9.2.2020 klo 13.03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 2.2.2020 klo 13.35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 6.2.2020 klo 11.30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 6.36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 31.12.2019 klo 19.42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 8.2.2020 klo 13.58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 8.2.2020 klo 14.54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 13.16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 31.12.2019 klo 20.10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 3.2.2020 klo 10.08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 5.2.2020 klo 14.10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 31.12.2019 klo 19.29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 5.7.2020 klo 6.05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 5.8.2020 klo 9.34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 6.2.2020 klo 11.18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 5.2.2020 klo 15.50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 4.2.2020 klo 11.11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 4.2.2020 klo 10.24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Avattu 8.2.2020 klo 10.25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 9.2.2020 klo 14.00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 5.8.2020 klo 9.30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 6.8.2020 klo 11.32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 8.8.2020 klo 9.29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Avattu 8.8.2020 klo 13.42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Avattu 9.8.2020 klo 14.08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Avattu 3.8.2020 klo 7.52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Avattu 5.8.2020 klo 10.38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Avattu 7.8.2020 klo 11.50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 7.8.2020 klo 12.13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Avattu 8.8.2020 klo 9.27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Avattu 9.8.2020 klo 12.52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 7.2.2020 klo 6.35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 3.2.2020 klo 11.12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30