Prestatievoortgang van 布里丹之驴 in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2019 om 19:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 1 feb 2020 om 13:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 1 feb 2020 om 13:35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 2 feb 2020 om 12:46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2020 om 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 2 feb 2020 om 13:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 12:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2020 om 11:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 13:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2020 om 10:41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2020 om 14:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2020 om 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2020 om 13:33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2020 om 8:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2020 om 11:22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 13:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 5 feb 2020 om 14:50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 13:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2020 om 11:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 31 jan 2020 om 13:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 6:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 5 feb 2020 om 14:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 5 feb 2020 om 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 14:23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2020 om 13:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 2 feb 2020 om 13:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2020 om 11:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 6:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2019 om 19:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2020 om 13:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2020 om 14:54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2019 om 20:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 10:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ontgrendeld op 5 feb 2020 om 14:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2019 om 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 6:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 5 aug 2020 om 9:34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2020 om 11:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 5 feb 2020 om 15:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ontgrendeld op 4 feb 2020 om 11:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 4 feb 2020 om 10:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2020 om 10:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2020 om 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 5 aug 2020 om 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2020 om 11:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2020 om 9:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2020 om 13:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2020 om 14:08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2020 om 7:52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Ontgrendeld op 5 aug 2020 om 10:38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2020 om 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2020 om 12:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2020 om 9:27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2020 om 12:52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2020 om 6:35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 11:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30