Напредък за постиженията на 布里丹之驴 от POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Откл. на 31 дек. 2019 в 19:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Откл. на 1 февр. 2020 в 13:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Откл. на 1 февр. 2020 в 13:35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Откл. на 2 февр. 2020 в 12:46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Откл. на 8 февр. 2020 в 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Откл. на 2 февр. 2020 в 13:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Откл. на 3 февр. 2020 в 12:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Откл. на 6 февр. 2020 в 11:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 13:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Откл. на 8 февр. 2020 в 10:41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Откл. на 8 февр. 2020 в 14:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Откл. на 9 февр. 2020 в 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Откл. на 9 февр. 2020 в 13:33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Откл. на 8 февр. 2020 в 8:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Откл. на 6 февр. 2020 в 11:22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 13:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Откл. на 5 февр. 2020 в 14:50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 13:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Откл. на 6 февр. 2020 в 11:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Откл. на 31 ян. 2020 в 13:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 6:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Откл. на 5 февр. 2020 в 14:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Откл. на 5 февр. 2020 в 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 14:23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Откл. на 9 февр. 2020 в 13:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Откл. на 2 февр. 2020 в 13:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Откл. на 6 февр. 2020 в 11:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 6:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Откл. на 31 дек. 2019 в 19:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Откл. на 8 февр. 2020 в 13:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Откл. на 8 февр. 2020 в 14:54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Откл. на 31 дек. 2019 в 20:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Откл. на 3 февр. 2020 в 10:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Откл. на 5 февр. 2020 в 14:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Откл. на 31 дек. 2019 в 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Откл. на 5 юли 2020 в 6:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Откл. на 5 авг. 2020 в 9:34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Откл. на 6 февр. 2020 в 11:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Откл. на 5 февр. 2020 в 15:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Откл. на 4 февр. 2020 в 11:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Откл. на 4 февр. 2020 в 10:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Откл. на 8 февр. 2020 в 10:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Откл. на 9 февр. 2020 в 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Откл. на 5 авг. 2020 в 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Откл. на 6 авг. 2020 в 11:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Откл. на 8 авг. 2020 в 9:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Откл. на 8 авг. 2020 в 13:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Откл. на 9 авг. 2020 в 14:08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Откл. на 3 авг. 2020 в 7:52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Откл. на 5 авг. 2020 в 10:38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Откл. на 7 авг. 2020 в 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Откл. на 7 авг. 2020 в 12:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Откл. на 8 авг. 2020 в 9:27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Откл. на 9 авг. 2020 в 12:52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2020 в 6:35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Откл. на 3 февр. 2020 в 11:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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