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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.5 hrs on record
Posted: 31 Oct, 2024 @ 2:03am

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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9 Comments
Dingus :P 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26pm 
Yall just want something to be mad at fr
Caos 2 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am 
to be honest i like this format, because you don’t have to read throu paragraphs of text. I get we’re your coming from ( it’s not very creative) but why even bother complaining? ( and another thing why do you think so many people like this format?)
보브 오예디부스/Laurency 29 Nov, 2024 @ 1:30pm 
I hate this review format so much (2)
svanxc 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am 
If you have nothing to say about a game like this, why even bother putting up a review?
The Camster 27 Nov, 2024 @ 12:54pm 
I hate this review format so much
Caos 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:29pm 
@Ye Well it's an art style and I don't think it looks bad
Ye 25 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31am 
Decent graphics? Brother the Alien game for the ps1 looks better
Caos 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:02am 
@Abaman13 If you like psychological horror and aren't too concerned about gameplay then yes!
Abaman13 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:00am 
im not in to games like that to much but should i buy it ?